Ya know Chris Kattan's character, "Mango," in SNL? Well, Chris is Matt's fav comedian, so he put "Matt Mango" on his profile. This IM encounter revolves around mango.
Mango: i love u
Redundant Monkey: why what a very nice thing to say
=)
Mango: i love u*it sickens me to see these girls just throwing themselves at my poor friend. I mean, ya, he's hot... and he's the sweetest guy I've met in a long time. There needs to be more guys in the world like my buddy Matt. I love you Matty-Boy! Ok... I'll stop gushing now...*
Mango: mango
Redundant Monkey: Me? But you cannot have the mango
Mango: im the mango
Redundant Monkey: I love....
Redundant Monkey: Money *lol... don't we all?*
Mango: ahh
Mango: terrible man
Redundant Monkey: And root beer but who am i
kidding
Mango: u should only love mango
Redundant Monkey: it is the mango who stirs the
flames
Mango: wutever that means
Redundant Monkey: hee hee
Mango: pbbggg *eh? what's that? type clearer child! don't make me have to get out my bifocals!*
Mango: piss on u
Mango: only mango
Redundant Monkey: ok no problem
Mango: mango mango
Mango: im *4 yrs-old?* mango
Mango: u r not
Redundant Monkey: Mango, I must have you
Mango: ok
Mango: take me
Mango: hahaha
Redundant Monkey: oh i rejoice
Mango: but u cant have my body
Mango: only mind
Redundant Monkey: oh mango why must you tease me so
Mango: u r too e z
Mango: but u do still love me, no?
Redundant Monkey: Oh yes mango
Mango: good
Mango: u cant have me *can you have the sun setting behind the ocean? can you have a star from the sky? can you take a rainbow and have a rainbow? No! So you cannot have Mango... ok, I'm done...lol*
Redundant Monkey: Oh mango!!
Mango: oh matthew
Mango: thats just a guess
Redundant Monkey: hehe
Redundant Monkey: its on my profile
Mango: really?
Mango: i havent looked *suuuure you haven't...*
Mango: so it is
Redundant Monkey: yup
Mango: u a slacker?
Mango: slackers cant have the mango
Redundant Monkey: why must you be so cruel mango
Mango: thats me, accept it
Redundant Monkey: aww durn it *lol... "durn," eh? I'm never gonna let ya live that one down "Matthew"*
Mango: matt mango from san diego
Mango: that ryhmes *(giggle)... goodness! How immature is this girl?*
Redundant Monkey: Kinda
Interesting, wasn't it? lol... ya, like HELL the girl didn't read his profile. How would she know bout "Matthew" and Mango? Some girls have so much air in their heads you can see right through them. I mean, if you're gonna flirt online, which I think is pointless in itself, at least do it right. Shit. Pisses me off. Let's move along with the IMs, shall we?
Matt's 3rd IM Convo
Kinda short... which is what makes it weird
The 1st of Mine
Some rabid Teeny
My #2
This girl was hittin on me... pretty funny