Lance is thinking: "This is actually kinda pointless aint it? I mean...Am I not ALREADY a Millionaire?"
*Meanwhile, Ray Romano agrees completely*

Is this some kind or celebrity summit? Or are they starting a new rock band? What's the deal? LMAO...What I wanna know, is...Is that Dudley Moore in the opposite corner from Lance?

God...Look at her...Whose nuts does she have stored in those cheeks anyway? Better not be Lance's or IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!

7th Heaven Guy: "Hi...Becca? Yeah...Um...I'm calling to tell you that no matter what the chick who looks like a chipmunk says...She did NOT have sex with Lance, okay?"
Lance: "You BETTER get me outta trouble!"

Lance: *Looks over his shoulder at the approaching chipmunk bitch* "DO YOU NOT TAKE HINTS!?!??!?"

"SCRAM OR I'LL SWAT YA WITH MY SCRIPT!"

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