Funny small quotes!

"We'd like to be" *Stephen (about being drunk)

"Respect to the brows!!!" *Shane

"What a tired little boy I am" *Ronan (while shooting the video for LMFAR)

"I'd fancy these five lads" *Ronan (about Boyzone if he wasn't in the band)

"Wake up Steve" *Stephen

"Aarghh, it's lovely" *Ronan (about gay fans at their concerts)

"And we were standing 'round the corner killing ourselves laughing" *Ronan

"Not b'coz I have to - b'coz I want to *Stephen (about always having a hotel room by himself)

"Ronan - don't cry, don't cry" *Stephen

"They brought in the Spice Girls. But they felt they needed a better band so the brought Boyzone in! Anyway - that was a joke - I hope you found that one funny" *Ronan

"I'm too short - I can't reach" *Stephen

"Ronan cross-dresses sometimes" *Mikey

"They made me get a chop" *Stephen

"We'd really miss you - we really will! Wont we?" *Stephen

"I can't... take it... any-more!!" *Ronan

"If you wanted to make money you'd be a teletubby" *Shane

"Hey! Hey! D'you know me? I was on tv last night! D'you know me?!" *Ronan (the day after his first tv-appearance)

"He's probably chasing chickens" *Stephen (about Ronan)

"Someday I would like to say I have written a song as good as 'Careless Whisper'... oarrraaarrr (!!) 'Candle In The Wind" *Ronan

"Good morning Denmark" *Ronan (at a concert at 11.00 p.m.)

"It's the Gately-family" *Stephen

"...But I'm not sad Stephen" *Ronan - "Oh, but you look so sad" *Stephen

"Don't try so hard to be funny, Ro" *Keith

"Go on! Jump!!" *Stephen (to Ronan who'sstanding on the edge of a lake)

"But there is a Father Christmas! What kind of a question is that?" *Shane

"We're at the end now.. thank Goooood" *Ronan (about the shoot of LMFAR)

"Ronan, what's your favourite colour?" *Stephen - "Fuck off" *Ronan

"Let me chosse me song!!!" *Stephen (to Ronan who keeps complaining)

"Not wound... room" *Stephen

"You said the present I gave you last year was the best!!! ...You're not very nice *Shane (to Ronan)

"I'm the spoild child" *Stephen

"Shane has nice legs" *Stephen

"I had to carry your Danish cookies by hand" *Stephen (to Ronan)

"I have to take my vitamins" *Stephen

"Ooohh - they stink" *Shane (about some bonbons)

"Goooodbyyee myyy looovee" *Stephen

"Always take a drink before you go to bed" *Ronan

"...So we went to Danish-land" *Ronan

"No way - no thank you! ...You're never gonna make me to do it!!!" *Stephen (about dancing like Michael Jackson)

 

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