So you think you're cool, eh.  Well you're nothing if you don't know how to play the game.  Guaranteed to win friends and influence people, the Hole Game is the be all and end all and the last word in fun.  You can play it with your friends.  You can play it with your family.  The fun factor of every occasion increases by at least 4.3 points when you add the Hole Game.  Funerals + The Game = Fun, Work + The Game = Fun, Visiting the Dentist Office + The Game = Fun, Fun, Fun.  Because Zimmers Hole loves you, they have thoughtfully provided the Game Rules.  These are the official Hole Game rules, no other rules apply unless first approved by Zimmers Hole.  Do attempt this at home.

The Rules:

1. Look at circle (diagram 1) - receive one hit.

2. Lance circle with index finger - deliver one hit.

3. Face block, neutralizes circle only for person blocking, and only as long as hand is up.

4. No circles above the shoulder.

Diagram 1: Basic Circle (sign of the circle)

Variations

The game was played in ancient times and is thought to have originated from the Tribe of Lordes.  Played by medieval aristocracy the game has a brutal history.  Lordes would play the game with peasants.  If the peasants won, their lives would be spared.  If the peasants lost, they would be executed post haste.