Some Lordes have horns that may have
led to the stories of devils and demons, but this is their true form.
Notice no tail or cloven hoof, these traits were added by
Christian religion to reinforce the beast theology. Other Lordes
command the forces of lightening and thunder. These Lordes were
combined in Greek mythology into one God, Zeus. This was
incorrect, Thunder is a very separate and somewhat larger individual
than the mighty lightening. Other Lordes command the wind, Pagan
religions recognized the sweltry power of Wind. Lastly, some
Lordes command the feces, a power so feared as to be reviled by modern
religions.
El Smoochie - Lorde of Electric Wind
Origin:
from the mountains of metal in the frozen south
Special Power:
Flesh removing, eye draining, screaming, electric wynde of thee pointed
menAce. Click here to read excerpts
from a recent interview.
Bangsley Starnipples - Lorde of Strobe
Lightening
Origin:
Parts unknown, returned
from planet Shaubulous in '91 after a 10 year absence following an
alien abduction in '82. Special Power:
Strobe
lightening from the eyes causing paralyzing seizure.
Sickie Moochmaster - Lorde of Greased Thunder
Origin:
From the ancient Viking village of Bergerwhistostroudin. Special Power:
Subsonic thunder makes men puke and shit and women orgasm.
Origin:
Borne of fire, from
the flatlands of Ulence Special Power:
Breath of immolation.
Professor Biff Wellington - Lorde of Fecal
Coliform
Origin:
Unknown, before each
appearance he emerges from deep within the landfill subterranean
tekkno lair. Special Power: No
special power, except the ability to slash your throat with a broken
bottle. Professor
Wellington has recently published a list of suggestions for
cataloguing the excrement of your alimentary canal, click
here to view his work.
Some Lordes have horns that may have
led to the stories of devils and demons, but this is their true form.
Notice no tail or cloven hoof, these traits were added by
Christian religion to reinforce the beast theology. Other Lordes
command the forces of lightening and thunder. These Lordes were
combined in Greek mythology into one God, Zeus. This was
incorrect, Thunder is a very separate and somewhat larger individual
than the mighty lightening. Other Lordes command the wind, Pagan
religions recognized the sweltry power of Wind. Lastly, some
Lordes command the feces, a power so feared as to be reviled by modern
religions.