About me
Ok...just a few words about myself... I may expand
this section in due time... You can also get an idea of who I am by
reading my
travel pages...
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Whereabouts: Norway
Sorry excuse for a life: English teacher at a high school.
Political & philosophical affiliation:
Conservative/Libertarian and militant atheist. I prefer science to religion, knowledge to belief, empirical evidence to revelations, intelligence to stupidity, and freedom to force. See the pattern here?
GETTING TO KNOW ME
Surprisingly many have sent me those goddamn email
questionaires called "getting to know you". I generally
found the idea ridiculous, plus much too time consuming.
But as the pressure has grown and my in-box slowly gets
flooded with desperate calls from the masses for
information on their Great Leader, I have decided to put
an answer up on my homepage. After all, my online motto
is "We aim to please".
Nickname: Aton (only online, don’t have one rt)
Hometown: Bumfuck, Norway
Current Residence: Same. Duh.
Croutons or Bacon Bits: Can I have a double Quarter
Pounder with cheese, please? Yes, I do want fries with that.
Favorite Salad Dressing: SALAD??? Do I look like a
&%*#¤ rabbit?
Do you drink: Would I willingly pay large sums of money
for the privilege of drinking a toxic substance? Nope.
Shampoo or Conditioner: Yes, please.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping: Only in the shower.
Duh.
Do you make fun of people: No, I make idiots of them.
THAT is fun, though.
Favorite color: Black & blue
Least Favorite: Pink.
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: Nope, I’ve
always been declared not guilty on reasons of insanity.
Best friends: Some of my own split personalities.
One pillow or two?: One.
Pets: Do ringworms count? Seriously...two cats...
Favorite Music: Opera & Classical.
Hobbies: History, politics, current affairs, English
poetry (mainly 19th century), Opera & classical music,
Internet chatting, travelling (especially in the US).
Dream car: I prefer to sleep in a bed, not a car.
Type of car you drive now: Saab
Words or Phrases you overuse: "We aim to please" & "My lack of sympathy is heartfelt".
Toothpaste: Always when I brush my teeth, yes. Duh.
Favorite Food: Pepperoni pizza.
Online Crush: None.
Real life crush: CRUSH THE STATE!
Piercing or tattoos: Would I pay money to have little
pieces of metal driven through my body at the risk of
infection, amputation and early death, plus never being
able to walk past a magnet again and generally looking like
an asshole? Naaaaaaaaah.
Most romantic thing that ever happened to you: Don't
have any tics, and certainly no Roman ones.
How do you characterize yourself (a hopeless romantic
or non-romantic)? Militant realist.
Do you get along with your parents: For the most part.
Favorite town to chill in: I’m not comfortable being
chill.
Favorite ice cream: Lemon.
Favorite Drink: Orange juice.
What's your bed time?: If I can get away with it…
6-8am…
Adidas, Nike or Reebok: I wouldn’t be caught dead in
sneakers. Come to think of it, I wouldn’t be caught dead
at all, but you get my drift…
Favorite Musical Groups: None really.
Favorite perfume/cologne: None in particular.
Favorite web site: My own. Definitely. The rest of the web sucks.
Favorite Subject in school: History & political
science.
Least favorite subject: Anything remotely practical.
Favorite sport to watch: Football. (The European
version, where you actually use your feet to work the ball,
hence the term football). Uncivilized Yanks *grumble*.
Most humiliating moment: Oh, wouldn’t y'all like to
know? Fuck off! *lmao*
Favorite Holiday: Summer.
Loudest person you know: Luciano Pavarotti.
Craziest person or silliest you know: So many
assholes…so few megabytes…
What do you look for in the opposite sex: Physical
remoteness from myself. Can’t stand their incessant nagging.
(The previous line is going to get me buried next to Jimmy
Hoffa…)
Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to
you and be sure to send it to them: I know where you live,
and if I ever receive another "getting to know you" e-mail,
I will come and kill you without further warning.
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Email: aton_the_sun_god@hotmail.com