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Dear Danny,
Have you ever asked a question that a guest refused to answer?
Donna Margaret
New Jersey, NY
I'm sorry, but isn't that a little personal?
Danny!
What's your most annoying habit?
Sheila Ross
Houston, TX
I have a habit that actually annoys my friends
a lot: I like to stay and read the credits at
the end of a movie, or watch the ending from
the top of the theatre, then bolt to avoid crowds.
Hey Dan,
Are you single, and if so, what kind of women do you like?
Jessica Freedman
Missisuaga, ONT
Yes, I'm single. Generally I tend not to date women in show business
because I'm absorbed in it five days a week, and had a bad experience with a
magician named The Amazing Wanda. I took her out to dinner, then when the
check came, she dissappeared. To be honest, like any other guy, I tend to
be interested in women that are different. I'm so totally bored with show
business parties, and am drawn to women that have 9-5 lifestyles,
because they seem more down to earth to me, and we can offer each other
something. I hope nobody thinks this answer is longer than the
others...
ATTENTION: DANNY GAYLE
This is the 8th letter I've sent! Did you read the last seven Am I
ever going to get a reply?!!!
Pat Chen
San Diego, CA
Dear Danny Gayle Show,
I'm a juggler that sings, are you guys looking for someone like that for
your show?Joey Brickman Montreal, QC
As a matter of fact, I love jugglers that sing! Unfortunately, due to strict new federal communication laws, the following will not be allowed to perform on national television:
- Ventriloquists
- Comedians with acoustic guitars
- Magicians with rings, hankerchiefs, birds, or named Wanda
- People that can make truck sounds with their mouth
- Gary Clark
- Impersonators that specialize in mall shows
- Karaoke singers
- Jugglers that sing
Dear Danny,
I have no experience, and no training, and would like to know if I can
host the show one night
Douglas Jackson
Boston, MA
I have to admit, I'm a bit hesitant about giving my show to a totally
unknown person. We have standard procedures we use to choose most
applicants for the show, but I'd be more than happy to give you one or more
of the following positions: head writer, cue card holder, or executive
producer. All you have to do is show up tomorrow.
Do U need any help like me 2 work on your show? It's
bitchin'!
Chris Taren
Richmond Hill, ONT
Pleeze see the above letter, and i fergot, were Also lookin' 2 hire some1
to spell chek and correct th' gramma on our web site. P.S., I think you
mispelled your name.
Danny
How would your close personal friends describe you?
Dale Mizhara
Brooklyn, NY
They would say I'm a man of few words
Dear Danny,
Were you funny in high school?
Felicia Timmins
Toronto, ONT
As a matter of fact I was funny before high school. In grade five I was
so funny that my class had a cover charge and a two drink minimum.
Seriously though, when I was in high school I was usually sitting in class,
lost in a daydream hosting my own show. Now that I've achieved what I have,
I sometimes get lost in a daydream sitting in that class again.
Please send your questions to the attention of Danny Gayle, and he'll
do his best to have his secretary answer them all! Just Kidding! Danny
sees every E-mail sent to him, except the ones that smell funny. Just
direct them to the E-mail address below. Please mention what city and
country you're writing from, not because we need that to post them, but it
helps the police find the stalkers a bit easier, thanks!
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