Ted brings
to the team years of experience. His rookie years were spent
playing goalie for SNFU. Later in his career he was traded to
Chickenhawk and he spent many years happily backing up their
team. An audio record is available of Ted's formative years by
emailing the address below.
Not many players can successfully
make the transition from goalie to centre forward but Ted made
the transition with relatively few problems. A few mishaps occurred
in the beginning due to Ted's natural tendency to migrate
towards the drums. After only one or two trips to the hospital,
he quickly learned that it was bad to cross into the drummers
crease. In the off season, Ted still backs up a few teams. Most
notably Blammo and the fabulous JP5. (Ed. note: Ted has
been missing and is presumed missing since late '98)
To contact Kuba: ted_rocks@hotmail.com
To contact Linda (web creator): lindas@direct.ca
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