Hate Mail . . .Lookie folks, we've gotten some already!

Oh wow. We've only been on the web for a few days, and we've already been graced with the presence of a few little teenyboppers. Check our the retar- I mean, informative letters we've received so far. . .

Hey!

Right back atcha

I wanted to tell you something

Indulge me

You guys suck!

At least we don't swallow

This page is crap

Why thank you

It's the worst page I've been to

Are you trying to tell me something here?

I've slept with one of the guys before

Ride it Ride it

I won't reveal his name

BTW, Tell Joey it was good for me too

I cant see why thered be anny reason to make fun of them

Wazzup wit dat y'all

Ur just jelous.

Of your spelling skills, I'm sure

And if they saw this page

Should I ever be so humbled . . .

They would hate it as much as I do

Aww, stop it

You are just a bunch of pimply assed bitches with no lives

Flattery will get you nowhere, but thanks

And I hate you all!

Gosh, well i guess that's just the end for me. Nothing left to do but kill myself in agony because someone with an IQ lower than Joey's seems to dislike me!

I'm gonna tell them to come visit this site for themselves

Oh yes, come join in the fun, won't you?

So they can see how mush it sucks for themselves!

*Wiping a tear out of my eye* I'm just so honored!

I HATE YOU

Don't worry, the feeling is mutual

You suck

I am rubber, you are glue . . .

F*** You!

Sorry but I just don't lean in your direction

BYE

Toodles!


I HATE UR PAGE

Well good day to you too!

YOU REALLY SUCK @$$

And you are obviously obsessed with your Shift key

I HAT YOU

I hat you as well

YOU SUCK

I thought we already clarified that . . .

YOU ARE A B****

No I believe you are referring to yourself

TAKE THIS PIECE OF S*** OFF THE WEB IT DIGUSTS ME

Oh, so now our page is digusting? Cool

N SYNC DOESN'T DESERVE FANS LIKE U

We think highly of ourselves, but we don't take it to that extreme

I'M SURE EVEn JC IS PISSED

Why not? He almost always is

AND THE BSB

Oh here it comes

WOULD SUE YU

No, I'm not Chinese. But on what charges would they sue me on? For hurting their little feelings? Sorry but that's just the way things are. Tough.

N SYNC COPY THE BSB ANYWAYZ

No they don't. Like I've stressed a million times before, none of them are gay, nor do they dis their fans in a national magazine.

BSB ROX

Nooo

ESPECIALLY NICK

Nick the Dick? *GAG*

SINCERELY

Up my ass

Lori

Weezer


Here is quite a stupid e-mail . . . .

Ok so im a big fan of *NSync, 5ive, 98degrees, and the best boy band in the world Backstreet Boys!

Yeah yeah. We’ve all got our stories to tell

About you reasons for hating bsb, stupid. Atleast you could come up with some "GOOD" reasons!

And I suppose you could come up with some “GOOD” reasons for LOVING the BSB?

The Spin magazine one dont you understand or are you to(O) stupid to(O)**checks watch** mostly guys write it and for all those guys who like rap hello pop music is taking over especially BOY BANDS **yawn** so they had to do something to get people to stop likeing LIKING them, and of course it works on stupid people(like you)!

And I applaud your extraordinary sense of logic. Now why didn’t I think of that?! . . . . . . Oh yeah. I have an IQ higher than that of a chimpanzee

I cant belive can’t beliEve you would diss your so called favorite nsyncer like that Jc,steriods whatever (run-on sentence here)

It’s called HUMOR, if you didn’t seem to COMPREHEND THE MAIN SUBJECT OF THE SITE!

you must be crazy.

You drive me Craaaazy (Why are you tellin’ all these lieees)

Hello if you havent noticed Chris is the finest man ok.

Yeah, I adore short men

You must be like 13 or 15 right.

I am, but age ain’t nothin but a number!

So what if jclikes to sleep and likes to drink water.

Yeah, I do that too. All in the good name of HUMOR, my friend. And thanks for telling me what jclikes to do.

If i knew you id (I’D) beat your ass for dissing bsb and nsync

Ooooh. I’m scared. Cyberfiiiiiight!

your probaly some lesbian.

And another run- on sentence.
And you're "Probaly" wishing I was, sweetie

Thanxs for reading this. diana

I aim to please


And here’s Diana again, to grace us with her presence

ok i just finished reading the answering machine stuff now

And your point is . . . .?

I know it

**GASP!** She KNOWS something!

you must be like 12 to thing THINK that 27(chris) is old!

Okay, now let’s see . . . it’s a JOKE. J-O-K-E. You know, Chris makes some good ones sometimes. Besides, I don’t really think he’s THAT old. Old is my fifth period science teacher!

Im 17

And automatically, you're a goddess?

and Chris is so fine and has a beautiful voice, I like him not justin!

Yeah. Thanks for trying to “prove” you’re sooooo mature

There has to be something wrong with you!

And you have come across this conclusion how? By your **cough cough** “I’m-four-years-older-than-you-and-therefore-more-sanctimonious-and-mature-than-thou” intelligence? Or lack thereof . . . .?

Jc is not bald hes a man!

And quite a fine-looking man he is too . . . with a bald spot in the back of his head (Spring Break top five countdown)

Ok. Well Ibetter go now!

Aww, shucks

Diana

And this time she remembers to capitalize her name!


Okay, let me set this straight. I LOVE JC. I’m sure you ALL know that by now (unless you’re CRZY4FRACK@yahoo.com). I DO happen to be the youngest Boyband Oasis Crew member, but don’t start thinking that you can take advantage of me because of my age because that’s downright stupid and incredibly hypocritical. Get the message? Ookay.

STOP DISSING MY BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!

And top of the morning to you too

I LOVE BSB.

Isn't that a surprise. And I'm supposed to care?

AND NO I'M NOT A LITTLE TEENYBOPPER.

Well, heck I could've sworn . . .

I'M 16.

And I feel compelled to bow down at your feet

AND NONE OF THE BSB ARE GAY.

Whatever you say

THEY ALL HAVE GF'S.

**GASP!** A direct violation on the Boyband Rules!

SO SHUT THE F*** UP!!!

I think you meant to say fuck, dear

I CAN TAKE A JOKE BUT ALL THE THINGS YOU PUT UP,

They're nice, no?

HOW CAN YOU LIKE THEM!!

I don't. Simple as that. Read Sunnie's opinion for that

AND DON'T EVEN DISS MY NICK.

The Dick?

YOU WANNA DISS SOMEONE DISS THAT FAG RICH FROM 5!!

I diss everyone. Got a problem with that, go screw yourself in the corner while looking at Fagstreet Boys BOP centerfolds.

Okay, Frack1473@aol.com?

Oh, and they prefer it if you call them FIVE :)


U SUCK AT LEAST JUSTIN CAN SING NOT LIKE JC SCREAM .

And hello to you too :)
Justin can sing. JC can sing. Why the hell else would they be in this friggin' group?

JUSTIN DOESNOTDOES NOT TALK LIKE THAT IF YOU TRUELY KNOW JUSTIN HIS FAV. MUSIC IS HIP-HOP.

Yes, we TRULY know that . . . jeez what is up with the Busta already

IF U LIKE NSYNC YOU WOULD NOT PUT THEM DOWN .

No comment. We've only said the word "JOKE" About 124824854 times on this page

JUSTIN IS THE FINEST MAN IN THE WORLD.

........... and I'm supposed to care?

JUSTIN MOM IS OVER PROTECTIVE OF HIM AND IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH LOVING YOUR MOM.

Nope, nothing at all. remember the key word here is JOKE. J-O . . . aww, never mind

BRITNEY SPEARS ISNOT IS NOTI REPEAT IS NOT GOING WITH JUSTIN ALSO

Thank goodness for Justin!

IF U KNEW NSYNC U WOULD KNOW THAT

I KNOOOOOOWWWW. Jeez, you sound like my teachers when you say that
This is really pissing me off as of now

BUT GUESS YOUR SO FOCUSS Focused?WITH SEX YOU WOULD NOT KNOW THAT .

Uh huh . . . we're focused with sex, huh? I'll be sure to keep that in mind

IF JUSTIN CANNOT ACT THEN THE PEOPLE WHO CHOSE HIM WERE DRUNK JUST LIKE YOU.

I'm sure they were and I didn't know I was drunk, but thanx for informing me! :)

OH MY GOD WHEN SAY THINGS LIKE THAT U MAKE ME WANT OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP ASS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can of Whoop ass? What, you been watching Stone Cold lately?!

YOU SUCK BASTARD,

Gee, according to Lori, I thought I sucked @$$?

ALLISONCOX

Quite a nice name, Allisoncox


Got anything you'd like to add? Wanna become a part of the retarded Hall of Fame? Cool! You know where to reach us!

Email: boyband_oasis@hotmail.com