Subject: non Buffy, the 90's
Date: Thu, 26 August 1999 05:32 PM EDT
From: Mzloril
Signs that you have had too much of the 90's:
1.) You tried to enter your password on the
microwave.
2.) You now think of three espressos as
"getting wasted."
3.) You haven't played solitaire with a real
deck of cards in years.
4.) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to
reach your family of 3.
5.) You e-mail your son in his room to tell him
that dinner is ready,
and he e-mails you back "What's for
dinner?"
6.) Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via
her web site.
7.) You chat several times a day with a
stranger from South Africa,
but you haven't spoken to your next door
neighbor yet this year.
8.) You didn't give your valentine a card this
year, but you posted
one for your e-mail buddies via a web page.
9.) Your daughter just bought a C.D. of all the
records your
college roommate used to play.
10.) You check the ingredients on a can of
chicken noodle soup to
see if it contains Echinacea
.
11.) You check your blow dryer to see if it's
Y2K compliant.
12.) Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail
Inbox, asking you to
send her JPEG file of your newborn so she
can create a screen saver.
13.) You pull up in your own driveway and use
your cell-phone to
see if anyone is home.
LORI
The Almighty Linked One
owner of the SBO
believe in the power of the Frog!
AHF
WLS
Mistress of the Hap puppy
"Ad Astra Per Aspera"
Lily Pad Lane
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