Subject: Go Fish 'n stuff
Date: Thu, 25 June 1998 01:14 AM EDT
From: WBSellOut
Okay, I missed the episode "Go Fish," but this is what I imagine may have occured.
INT. OFFICIAL VAMPIRE HIDEOUT
Dru and Angel sit around a table, cards in hand.
DRU
Angel, do you have any 3's?
ANGEL
(checking cards)
Uh... nope. Go fish.
DRU
But I don't want to go fish. I want your 3's!
ANGEL
I don't have any 3's, you'll have to go fish.
DRU
(throwing her cards down)
I can feel the 3's!!! Give me your 3's!!!
(looking down at her cards, suddenly calm)
Oh...
(picking one up and moving it
around in front of her)
The one-eyed Jack.. he follows me
wherever he goes!
Spike wheels in.
SPIKE
What's going on in here?!
ANGEL
(quickly grabbing all the crads,
trying to hide them)
Nothing!
SPIKE
Are you playing Go Fish without me, again!
What's the matter Angel? Afraid you'll lose?!
DRU
(still holding the card)
Look, Spike... the Jack!!
He keeps following me.
SPIKE
Yes, love, that's great.
(wheeling out of the room)
I have to go now. I'm planning to
join forces with the Slayer.
Angel re-deals the cards, making sure that Dru gets all the 3's this time.
FADE OUT
Slay the force be with you,
Karyn
The Almighty Jester One
AHF VP
And I'm 6'1''.
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