Subject: Some off topic ponderings.
Date: Sat, Apr 4, 1998 3:42 PM
From: Kerrid9123
Little things to occupy your mind:
(Some of these are new...)
If you throw a cat out of a car window does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where
does baby oil come from?
Does "virgin wool" come from sheep that the shepherd hasn't caught
yet?
Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank
machines?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the
Special Olympics?
You know that indestructible black box that is used in airplanes - why
can't they make the whole plane out of that substance?
Why are they called apartments when they're stuck together?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
When a cow laughs, does milk come up its nose?
How did a fool and his money ever get together in the first place?
How do they get a deer to cross at the yellow road sign?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Why is brassiere singular while panties are plural?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
How does a guy who drives a snowplow get to work?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
Kerrid
Vocabulary word of the day:
Procacity: Petulance; impudence.
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