Subject: Re: 7 REASONS OZ MAY BE THE WEREWOLF
Date: Fri, Jan 23, 1998 9:59 PM
From: N HaHa
It's that time again. Time to play the board's favorite game show...
Nick's Wacky Speculations!!!
Okay, I posted a serious theory as to who wolfie is (as opposed to "Woolfie". Hi Jess). So now, here's 7 off-the-wall theories.
1. Robin Williams hyped up on coffee. Hey, who else has arms that hairy?
2. TED's dog, SCRUFFY (in all caps).
3. He's just a stray.
4. The reincarnated zookeeper from The Pack.
5. No one. It's actually a cat.
6. Our very own John. He's been known to act goofy when there's a full moon.
7. Joss on a very bad day.
Please ignore this post. I haven't had sugar for hours and am in withdrawl.
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