From: Al D <13aldude@netscape.net>
Reply-To: hanniganites@onelist.com
To: hanniganites@onelist.com
Subject: [hanniganites] Signs You're Xander
Date: 31 Oct 99 14:45:09 PST
Okay, every ep I see this season I become more convinced that some writer is following me, taking my life and making it Xander's. Therefore, this list. It's not a "Top Ten" (even though there are 10), it's just a list, called "Signs You're Xander," (obviously. Uh oh. See the 7th one).
* you make the jokes
* you weren't four-year institution acceptable after high school (psst, Xan-boy! Sunnydale Community College. Look into it.)
* you've seriously considered renting a tuxedo to be James Bond at Halloween (or know people who actually have)
* you've dated a demon
* to get philosophical, you quote Star Wars
* reading "On the Road" gives you serious travel urges
* you state the obvious
* instead of being original, you make pop culture examples for everything
* when the going gets tough, you hide until the tough goes away
and finally...
* you have the same first name
Al (E. Xander)
"If we get changed into our costumes this year, I'm going to be suave."
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