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Record 9 Name: Mylinda

Referred by: Viewing another Guestbook

Time: 1999-03-13 02:22:53

Comments: your page is a reflection of its maker--truly pathetic and downright disgusting. I am ashamed to think that people like you are enabled to put horrible things up onto the internet, and think it's "cool." It's obvious that you are not yet out of highschool and you may never be, judging (Continued)

(Continued from last column) upon your total ignorance of others and of life in general. It is my belief that people like you should be housed in a mental facility where they can no longer be a threat to themselves, others, or society as a whole. Perhaps one day when you grow up (if ever) and gain more intellect, maybe even an open mind and a more positive outlook (probably never) then you'll be able to see yourself for who you really are--a scared, selfish, disturbed, and pathetic little boy. -------------------------------


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