#1
Name: mRs. JefF TImMonS Keep hopin', sweetheart
Your website aksdljfas
How did you get here? somE dUde I~m'eD mE That was me, Daly. Yes, shameless self-promotion is what we're all about
Who is your favorite degree? JEFFREY BRANDON TIMMONS ALL THE WAY She has taste......
Who is your least favorite degree? awWw tHaTs mEaN
Fav. Song? sTiLL bCuZ oF u hEaVeNs mISsiN aN AnGEl iNvISIblE mAn
Best Body? JEFF
Do you like Daly and Justine? nOpe
Think they are morons? ds;slkdfjaslk
Think they are funny? nO
Need to start updating? sdkfja
Will you come back? sadfklasd
Comments: uR sIte iS HORRIBLE CUZ U CALLED 98° A BOY BAND UR NOT TRUE FANS Dammit! What the hell are "true fans" anyway? Hey, 98° is a boyband. We don't like it much either, but if you read the timeline you'd see that the evidence proves it.
Thank you for voicing your opinion, LuvJeff4ev@aol.com
#2 -Our next hate entry is quite vulgar, so all you kiddies better watch it.
07/18/99 01:42:00 AM
Name: Nicole
How did you get here? a link from another site
Who is your favorite degree? Jeff Good taste...
Who is your least favorite degree? i love them all Then you can't have a favorite! jeez!
Fav. Song? take my breath away....heaven's missin an angel...come and get it...dreamin of u...hand in hand...invisible man....was it somethin i didn't say...still...i do....heat it up...do you wanna dance Favorite...as in singular..maybe 2 or 3...not all of them.
Best Body? jeff
Do you like Daly and Justine? hell fuckin no!!!!!!!they're too damm self absorbed to fuckin notice that they're not exactly the best ever or are perfect!!!!! Yes, I would say this describes us to a T. All I can say is it takes one to know one, bitch.
Think they are morons? absolutely, damm mo-fos!! u guys most be the stupidest pieces of crack heads if u can't figure that out for urself! Learn to spell...see above comments
Think they are funny? they made me laugh this much =ha=
Will you come back? hell yeah....to sign your guestbook again!!!!!!!!! No no sweetie....I hold the power of everything in this guestbook...therefore, this entry has already been deleted....same with all future ones by you...of course, you have this space to which we will continue to mock you.
Comments: (no comment)
#3-Well, we had a dry spell....looks like idiots are back
DAMN U STUPID CHICK.....
What a clever ploy of my (Daly's) e-mail address...sign of intelligence already
THE LACHEY BROTHERS R MINE AND MY BEST FRIEND CHRISTINA SO IF YOU THINK YOU CAN
TAKE THEM THEN U HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING!!
OK....IT'S JUST A JOKE!! Hence the title "humour site" There is just no explaining to some people.
THE THING ABOUT JEFF..UH-UH! NO
WAY!! HE CAN BE A PRODUCER BUT HE'S TAKEN BY MY OTHER BEST FRIEND SARA!!
Well, you'll have to get through Justine first. Justine- In your dreams your little friend could have jeff, yes everyone fanatisizes about him being their bf but we don't fight over him, so tell your fellow bitch of a friend that she has to get a life and find a real man not a dream
OUR AOL
SCREEN NAMES ARE:KRISSY1519~KRISTINA
SWEETGIGGLES2U~CHRISTINA
SMLYGURL~SARA
This is stayin up here cause if any of you cool people want to harass them, forward chain letters...be our guest
OH YEAH...YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE DREW, WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO HIM AND ASK IF U
CAN TAKE HIM YOURSELF. HIS SCREEN NAME IS "IAMDREWLACHEY".
Bullshit
BYE BYE BITCH!!!!
Thank you, drews_babe@gurlmail.com
#4-Our next e-mail is a very special one that we hold dear to our hearts.....apparently, some teenynopper poser thought it'd be hilarious to do this. We don't think so.
Well I just visited your site and found it very interesting. Thanks! Like your so vain you go to fan sites in your spare time! Wow!
. . I laughed a lot, all though you two really can be
cruel, but hey Justin is easy to make fun of Anyone would defend their bandmate. If you don't, you're a jerk. Also, anyone who is educated knows it's although
- I think we
all are, but don't worry its k, I don't want to be a jerk or
anything but - have you guys ever considered how comical it
might be if I were to sit down and criticize you? But we are just mere mortals, not supergod teen idols like you! Anyway, if we do bruise your little ego "Jeff", go visit any of those million "98° is God" pages, since you have sooo much free time
Uh huh
exactly good thing im not un cool enough to do something
like that huh? Anyway I do have a few comments of defense
on your "Can I touch You There" web page, so get in contact
with me, Oh and if you do decide to e-mail me keep in mind
that I'm not sure how to check my AOL mail unless I'm at
home, but I can check one box anyway I'm a huge computer
novice, but I do want to talk about the "Can I Touch You
There" web page of yours.
Jeff
Thank you, JeffTimmons@aol.com
Side Note- Yup, we'll e-mail "him". Humor this little teenyboppers pathetic little idea of fun. (Not that ours is all that great either but...)
#5-
You two asshole must think you're really really funny right!? Well..no you aren't! You call yourselves fans!!? No wait..Just chill out, 98° are hot and great singers and we all are fans and like them and we are all entitled to our own opinion.
ok! That makes sense! Sure..everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but if you say u like 98º, why the fuck do u have such a bad site directly against them!? It doesn't make sense to me....nope..not at all...and aaa this is my opinion
Oh and aaa...this site blows major cock
Love, Babymac99@prodigy.net
hi "babymac" Thanks for sharing your opinion. As we are avid supporters of the first amendment, way to voice it. By the way...we "assholes" don't really give a fuck what you think, so just leave our site and never return. (ok, I was bitter)
#6-
FYI- this site is not funny. ill give it to ya that its your opinion on
the band, and that u are fans in the long run, but some of the stuff u
said is just a stupid opinion. of course, u might think mine is a
stupid opinion too, that we do.. but i feel y'all need to know that its not funny
just to make flat out fun of people.
in the "this gift" section you
said
justin needed plastic surgery. Actually, that wasn't us. Had you looked closer you would have seen that someone had sent that in. ok, they are a band. they make music.
they happen to be 4 good looking guys(yes, justin is good looking).Beauty is in the of the beholder
just
because one of them is not quite as good lookin as the rest doesnt mean
he needs to get plastic surgery. he can sing. thats the business he's
in. and he does a dang good job of it! i could nit-pick on alot of
other
things, but ill save myself the time. Why? Apparentnly you had enough time to write this letter so why stop now? i just wanted to voice my opinion
on what was funny and what was rude. please email me back....im a huge
98* fan and have no shame in makin fun of em too! yeah right
Thanks, beckig@netzero.net
Great, you think our opinion is stupid and we think you're just plain stupid.
