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Adventures in Babysitting

Serena babysits for two devil-children...and falls asleep. Chaos ensues.....based on actual events.

Best Summed-up in this quote from Denis Leary

Denis Leary (on his kids): "If you don't have kids, I don't know how to describe it to you, I really don't. It's like have drunken midgets around the house, that's what it's like. It's like a rodeo clown car pulled up and 15 clowns got out and they're running around and you can't catch them. It's like there's monkeys on acid hanging off the lights and you're saying come down! and you can't reach 'em."

"It always starts the same way too! Every day is the same thing.
(to his two children): 'Close the door! Give me that bag of oreos! You're not having oreos for breakfast! No TV right now! Close the door! NO! Leave the dog alone! Will you please find your shoes? UH! GIVE ME THAT BAG OF OREOS! FInd your shoes! You put your shoes on, I don't know where your shoes are!I didn't have your shoes on! Close the door! Put that-- no! Don't cut the dog's hair right now! UH! Come - come ov- those are HIS shoes! Go tell him you have his shoes and then get your shoes! CLOSE THAT DOOR! Put the phone down, who are you calling? You're too young to be calling anybody. DON'T FEED OREOS TO THE DOG! GIVE ME THAT BAG OF OREOS! NO! CLOSE THAT DOOR! Uh, yahn no ya no. Uh, THOSE ARE YOUR SHOES..they have to be! Who are you? I want ID let me see some ID.'

Adventures in Babysitting

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