Little Rascals
"(singing)You are so beautiful, to me..." -- as Alfalfa

"Is that a cowlick, or are you just glad to see me?" -- Reba McEntire to Alfalfa (Bug Hall)
[Ok, I know Bug didn't say that one, but it was just so cute!]

"Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you Alfalfa." -- as Alfalfa
Submitted by Jessie

"I'm usually a lover not a fighter, but in your case, im willing to make an exception!" :punch: -- as Alfalfa
Submitted by Christina

Letter to Darla: "Dear Darla, ur scum between my toes......" -- as Alfalfa
Submitted by Nicole

"Darla, will it hurt if i ask ya for a big wet one?" -- Alfalfa
"A what?" --Darla
"A kiss" --Alfalfa "Oh, ok" --Darla muahh!!!
Submitted by Camille

The Big Green
"Whatever your need, I'm your man!" -- as Newt Shaw

"What's soccer?" -- as Newt

"I'm little, I'm low to the ground, I got power, I got the moves, and I'm your man." -- as Newt
Submitted by Mary

The Stupids
"I'll never get the hang of this" -- as Buster Stupid

"I got up early to walk my fish and he was already gone!" -- as Buster

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves
" Oh no! The gods are getting restless and hungry. The village people forgot to make a sacrifice. Now they must become snacks. Behold my wrath!" -- as Adam
Submitted by AnnaMeliAlex

Skipped Parts
"Things like this don't happen to kids with dads." -- as Sam Callahan
Submitted by Shelley

"I'm sorry, I accidently squirted into your daughter, and now she's with child" -- as Sam

"I think I knew where it went, but it wouldn't fit. I think I'm too big." -- as Sam
Submitted by Krysta

Sam: another one at a loss from you. Lydia:F@$k you Sam. Sam: Well, F@$k you too Mom.
Submitted by Nikky

"I couldn't wait to tell Maurey what I'd learned. I explained the whole process to her, except the part where her mom triggered the mess on my belly."-- as Sam

"What's a period?"-- as Sam

"There's more to a commitment than biting someone's tongue."-- as Sam

"Spring in Wyoming lasts all of two weeks, and is marked by mud and rampid pregnancy. With all of nature nocked-up, Maurey and I felt right at home."-- as Sam
Previous four Submitted by Michelle

Get a Clue
"Ok Nancy Drew, I think you've been sluethin' around the hidden staircase just a little too long." -- as Jack Downey

"How can someone so selfish make me feel so guilty?" -- as Jack

"That's not possible....I have an e-mail." -- as Jack

"Did you say half past 3 cause we're late for dinner!" -- as Jack

"Well you know, real bowlers have their own shoes. I'm not quite sure, but I think they have their own socks and underwear too-but that's the really good bowlers." -- as Jack
Submitted by Nik

"Yeah, didn't you know that eating a big meal early in the day is good for your digestive system?"
Submitted by Katie

"Lexy: I feel like a store manequin. Jack: You mean like a dummy on display?"
Submitted by Lauren

"Everyone one assumes if you go to millington you gotta have a doorman and a summerhouse and all that well we dont have any of that I'm at Millington on a scolarship." -- as Jack
Submitted by Sarah

"Jack: That was some article. Lexy: oh you saw it? Jack: Yeah Hedda Harper had nothin on you." -- as Jack
Submitted by Laura

"You're being blackmailed Mr.Walker" -- as Jack
Submitted by Amy

"Wow, So this is how the other half lives!" -- as Jack
Submitted by Amy Mars

"I propose we devide and conquer!" -- as Jack
Submitted by Amy Nicole

"That's funny you don't seem to have a nose bleed!" -- as Jack
Submitted by Amy

"Jack: He's stationed in Hawaii. Lexy: Oh my gosh the mamakiki is to die for, I had the best facial ever last time I was there. What's your favorite Island? Jack: I don't know I've never been to Hawaii." --as Jack
Submitted by Christine

"So are you starting a new paper hand bag trend?" -- as Jack
Submitted by Liz

"You've never ridden a subway have you?" -- as Jack
Submitted by Ashley

Lexy- "WHO'S Hedda Harper? Jack- "And you call yourself a writer, you should know. She was only the greatest gossip columnist ever."
Submitted by Katie

Yeah i used a little brooklyn sense. Lexi:really, what?Jack: I looked her up in the phone book.Lexi and Jen:no way! Jack:Way!
Submitted by Jess

"I know Brooklyn isnt as fancy as the upper east side. I bet you don't know your neighbors." -- as Jack
Submitted by Christina

"Be nice or go away" -- Lexy's sister taylor
I know it's not Bug but I like this one
Submitted by Becky

"This is my friend Lexy" -- as Jack
Submitted by Jamie

"There's a first time for everything..." -- as Jack
Submitted by Sarah