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quotesLittle Rascals "Is that a cowlick, or are you just glad to see me?" -- Reba McEntire to Alfalfa (Bug Hall)
"Then the clouds
opened up and God
said, "I hate you
Alfalfa." -- as Alfalfa
"I'm usually a
lover not a
fighter, but in
your case, im
willing to make an
exception!" :punch: -- as Alfalfa
Letter to
Darla: "Dear Darla,
ur scum between my
toes......" -- as Alfalfa
"Darla, will
it hurt if i ask ya
for a big wet one?" --
Alfalfa
The Big Green "What's soccer?" -- as Newt "I'm little, I'm low
to the ground, I
got power, I got
the moves, and I'm
your man." -- as Newt The Stupids "I got up early to walk my fish and he was already gone!" -- as Buster Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves Skipped Parts
"I'm sorry, I accidently squirted into your daughter, and now she's with
child" -- as Sam
"I think I knew
where it went, but
it wouldn't fit. I
think I'm too big." -- as Sam Sam: another one at
a loss from you.
Lydia:F@$k you
Sam. Sam: Well,
F@$k you too Mom.
"I couldn't wait to
tell Maurey what
I'd learned. I
explained the whole
process to her,
except the part
where her mom
triggered the mess
on my belly."-- as
Sam
"What's a period?"--
as Sam
"There's more to a
commitment than
biting someone's
tongue."-- as Sam
"Spring in Wyoming
lasts all of two
weeks, and is
marked by mud and
rampid pregnancy.
With all of nature
nocked-up, Maurey
and I felt right at
home."-- as Sam Get a Clue "How can someone so selfish make me feel so guilty?" -- as Jack
"That's not possible....I have an e-mail." -- as Jack "Did you say half past 3 cause we're late for dinner!" -- as Jack "Well you know,
real bowlers have
their own shoes.
I'm not quite sure,
but I think they
have their own
socks and underwear
too-but that's the
really good
bowlers." -- as Jack
"Yeah, didn't you
know that eating a
big meal early in the day is good for
your digestive
system?"
"Lexy: I feel like
a store manequin.
Jack: You mean
like a dummy on
display?"
"Everyone one
assumes if you go
to millington you
gotta have a
doorman and a
summerhouse and all
that well we dont
have any of that
I'm at Millington
on a scolarship." -- as Jack
"Jack:
That was some
article. Lexy: oh
you saw it? Jack:
Yeah Hedda Harper
had nothin on you." -- as Jack "You're being blackmailed Mr.Walker" -- as Jack
"Wow, So this is
how the other half
lives!" -- as Jack
"I propose we
devide and conquer!" -- as Jack
"That's funny you
don't seem to have
a nose bleed!" -- as Jack
"Jack: He's
stationed in
Hawaii. Lexy: Oh my
gosh the mamakiki
is to die for, I
had the best facial
ever last time I
was there. What's
your favorite
Island? Jack: I
don't know I've
never been to
Hawaii." --as Jack
"So are you starting
a new paper hand
bag trend?" -- as Jack "You've never ridden a
subway have you?" -- as Jack Lexy- "WHO'S Hedda
Harper?
Jack- "And you call yourself a writer, you should know. She was only the greatest gossip columnist ever."
Yeah i used a
little brooklyn
sense.
Lexi:really,
what?Jack:
I looked
her up in the phone
book.Lexi and
Jen:no way!
Jack:Way!
"I know Brooklyn
isnt as fancy as
the upper east
side. I bet you
don't know your
neighbors." -- as Jack
"Be nice or go
away" -- Lexy's
sister taylor "This is my friend Lexy" -- as Jack
"There's a first
time for
everything..." -- as Jack
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