ARC - The Albanian Recollection Club

The Albanian Recollection Club provides a sophisticated respite from the ghastly modernism of our age.

Here, in oak panelled splendour, can the senior and select men of our proud country sit, smoke and drink fine port, oak-matured malt whisky and vintage bottles from our wine cellars liberated from the French during the world wars

The Recollection Club surrenders much needed time for senior Albanian gentlemen – elder statesmen, politicians, retired military gentlemen and performing artistes – to rest, think and, of course, to remember.

Safely ensconced in a studded leather armchair, pipe alight and brandy warming in the hand, our beloved men can think back, back and back to the halcyon days of youth and experimentation, When young girls gave willingly to the strong, thrusting embraces of brawny Albanian arms.
Then, before the social blight of feminism destroyed forever the God-ordained constructs of male freedom, our heroes took what was willingly given by the pale, alabaster limbed beauties of the valleys of our blessed motherland.

Observe then, as our members muse, smile, murmur and smack their lips – scents and sights of yore curling their fingers and rolling their tongues.

Let our eyes wander from the delights of the Room of Recollection, through the open doorway that leads to the Chamber of Completion.
Imagine, if you dare, sumptuous, polished marble statues carved by hand by Italian peasant women from the quarries of Medici.

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