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Editor's note: As jokes are difficult to trace back to the original teller, I will credit them to the most recent teller. If you'd like to submit a joke, please bring a typed out version to Tracy Canada in room 552. Jokes are restricted to one thing: Keep it clean. Question: What do termites say when they see a house on fire? Answer: "Barbecue tonight?" Question: Why did the donut go to the dentist? Answer: It needed a chocolate filling. Question: Why do you go to bed at night? Answer: Because the bed won't come to you. Question: What is a ghost's favorite ride at the fair? Answer: A roller ghoster. (from Laffy Taffy wrappers submitted by senior Kim Nguyen) |