10) You never smile and you never frown, either. Your motto: “Life is too serious for emotions.”
9) Back in elementary school, recess was beneath you.
8) You never turn off your computer until the screen reads “It is now safe to turn off your computer.”
7) When you get an e-mail saying “Send this to 200 people and you will get $1000,” you forward it to 400 people.
6) You are the only one not laughing.
5) You studied for your driver’s exam at age ten.
4) You dye your hair and stain yourself black for Black-Out days at school.
3) You read your horoscope first thing in the morning and make sure your day goes according to plan.
2) You applied to college as a sophomore.
1) You break down and write a letter to the editor.