And it came to pass that Satan was bored
	and sayeth
	"I shall go forth and ravage the earth in
	the form of a giant yellow butterfly"
	And the demons gave him some very funny
	looks. And Satan re-considered and went out 
	among the people of the earth as a travelling
	salesman.

	And it came to pass that Satan met the Son of
	God and carried him up to a high mountaintop.
	And sayeth unto Jesus
	"All that thou can see shall be thine if thou
	will only bow down and worship me"
	
	And Jesus spake saying
	"You sure about this?  I've got pretty good
	vision...."

	Satan : "Yep the whole lot, everything."

	Jesus : "Ummm .. the whole universe?"

	Satan : "Yep"

	Jesus : "Does it come with a Guarantee?"

	Satan : "Huh ???"

	Jesus : Well a lot can go wrong. 
	  	  Can I get a refund if it gets burnt up or
	    	  something?

	Satan : "Errr.. "

	Jesus : "And what about after sales service??"

	Satan : "Oh err well..."

	Jesus : "And what about spare parts?  I mean
   		  if I need to replace a mountain or a
	   	  black hole... things wear out you know"

	Satan : "(sigh) Look, just forget the whole thing."


	And Satan was called before the Lord God.
	And God sayeth
	"What have you been doing?
	And Satan looked at his feet and duggeth
	his toe into the floor and sayeth in a small
	voice
	"Nuthun ... "