Well, its not my real name, which is a deep dark secret.
Eccles (pronounced ekulls) is the name of a character from a 1950's British
comedy, The Goon Show.
Gruntfuttock is just a nicely ridiculous word that I adopted as a surname.
You might say that I am a scholar, a poet and a genius. You might also say
that the moon is Pink.
In fact, I am a toothless old fart who spends far too much time sodding about
on ICQ.
What more do you wish to know about a guy who's hero is a Geological Artist called Slartibartfast ?
You are welcome to email me at
eccles_g@hotmail.com
and you might even get a reply!
If you are feeling adventurous (or very bored) you can talk to me live on
ICQ# 67594543
I hope that you have enjoyed my website and will
come back soon as I often update it.