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Welcome to the
Eccles Gruntfuttock
Page of
Perpetual Mental Flatulence

Best viewed in 800x600... On a Computer...with a Monitor... which is switched ON

Last updated... 2nd October 1999

A wise person once said... "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."




The Book of Eccles
I decided to write my own "Biblical" text.....
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three


Borg in a Teacup
A Parody for the Star Trek fans.


25 Steps to Building a Wedsibe ..Webshit..
WEBSITE!
(or... the glory of being a webmaster.)


Do not click here.
Really...don't do it.
Silly Advertising Pics


Food for Thought
Didn't you ever wonder ....


Just a piece of text
Its lonely in there....


Your HorrorScope!
Or perhaps Arsetrology?


Oh What Fun it is to Ride ....
An Engineering Perspective on Christmas




Jeremy Snodgrass ... Net Adventurer !
Introducing Jeremy...

Seek and ye shall ...

Sign of the Times ...




Antique Antics
Golden Oldie Giggles




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So who the heck is Eccles Gruntfuttock anyway?

Well, its not my real name, which is a deep dark secret.
Eccles (pronounced ekulls) is the name of a character from a 1950's British comedy, The Goon Show.
Gruntfuttock is just a nicely ridiculous word that I adopted as a surname.
You might say that I am a scholar, a poet and a genius. You might also say that the moon is Pink.
In fact, I am a toothless old fart who spends far too much time sodding about on ICQ.
What more do you wish to know about a guy who's hero is a Geological Artist called Slartibartfast ?

You are welcome to email me at eccles_g@hotmail.com and you might even get a reply!
If you are feeling adventurous (or very bored) you can talk to me live on ICQ# 67594543

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