1.  You can get chocolate.

	2.  "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

	3.  Chocolate satisfies, even when it's gone soft.

	4.  You can safely have chocolate when you are driving.

	5.  You can make chocolate last as long as you want to.

	6.  You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

	7.  If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind.

	8.  Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called
	    nasty names.

	9.  The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate .

	10.  You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk, during working
	     hours, without upsetting your workmates.

	11.  You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

	12.  You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate .

	13.  With chocolate, there's no need to fake it.

	14.  Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

	15.  You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

	16.  Good chocolate is easy to find.

	17.  You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

	18.  You are never too young or too old to have chocolate .

	19.  When you have chocolate, it doesn't keep the neighbours awake.

	20.  With chocolate, size doesn't matter - it's always good.