WOW! There's a great view from the mountains of Alta Vista baby!

	Search engines can take you places you've never been before, but
	they make me dizzy. Things are a bit different when you are only about
	100 pixels tall.
	For instance, you folks can just click the "Search" or "Go" button.
	I have to KICK it!
	To give you some idea of what its like to live on the net,  imagine....
	You do a search and pull up say  476,921  results.  Now thats a lot of
	clicking for you,  but I have to WALK through them!
	And you might get annoyed when you get an error like ...
	"This page cannot be displayed",  but for me it's like walking smack into
	a solid wall of white.   Ouch.

	You gotta think about what you search for too.
	One wrong word and BINGO!  ...  you get a coupla million porn site results.
	Now you might think that would be fun for me, and to be sure there are things
	I can do in here that would make the lonely guys who play with 'dolls' green
	with envy.  But its not all beer and scittles.
	Don't ever try to make it with a chick on an advert.  I know,  I tried it.
	I fell off the banner straight into a bondage video.  Scary stuff people!

	Now I'm not adverse to a little drink now and then, and needing a couple of
	stiff ones after escaping  Mistress Whip-Happy, I did a search for some booze.
	No luck with  /pub/org  but a certain dealer in french wines is now missing
	a few bottle graphics.

	And so,  loaded to the gills, I weaved my way about the data streams. ...
	and promptly stumbled into some poor sods download.
	Ever got stuck in a ZIP file?  Imagine jumping into a garbage compactor.
	Anyway,  this poor bugger had downloaded 90% of an 8meg zip file when
	yours truly falls face first into his transfer!   Stuffed it right up.
	Oh he got his files ok, but the main  .EXE file was corrupted
	( I threw up on it ),  and the  Readme.txt  now says    Ahrrrghhh  Buggerit!

	After that I got the idea of getting a costume made,  you know,  Super Hero style.
	NET ADVENTURER !
	So I find this cute little dress design program and she makes me one.
	Except that on the chest it has    N/A
	I think that was more of an opinion than a title.

	So till next time ...
	Seek and ye shall find ....  2,793,628 unwanted results.
	Thats life on the net.

				Jeremy