Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people
 appear bright until you hear them speak?

 If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice
 as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

 Why do  you press harder on a remote-control when you know the
 battery is dead?

 Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw
 hamburgers?

 Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?
 Shouldn't they be called builts?

 Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask
 them what time it is?

 The light went out, but where to?

 Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money
 they already know you don't have?

 Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

 Why is the alphabet in that order?

 If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the
 universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

 If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward,
 would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

 If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do
 the other trees make fun of it?

 Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

 When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near
 miss??  It sounds like a near hit to me!!

 Do fish get cramps after eating?

 Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

  Why do scientists call it REsearch when looking for something
 new?

 If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
 
 How come you can tell a man that there are 400 billion stars 
 ... and he'll believe  you.
But tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

 How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always
 ducked  when someone threw a gun at him?

 Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing
 liquid contains real lemons?

 Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

 Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

 Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

 Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a
 suitcase?

 Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

 What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have
 monkeys and apes?

 Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

 Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

 I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
 self-help section?"  She said if she told me, it would defeat the
 purpose.

 If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are
 they all still working?

 Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

 Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?

 Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

 War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.