FAQ'SI asked some of
you to come up with interesting questions: Some of these questions people always ask me, and some are questions people have asked that were so wierd I had to use them (the questions, not the people were wierd). So copy
the questions and send an annoying chain letter if you want..anyway here it is...
For More Information Click Here for my Life Story! #1) What is your name?
Jason Fellenbaum #2) What is you're birthday?September 21st, 1983 #3) Where do you live?I live in Millersville, PA. Want more direct address? Then call me. #4) If you could have anything in
the world, what would it be and why?That is a tuff one. I guess it would be
to find my "soul mate" or whatever its called. Yeah, I'll go with that. #5) What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?
Another tuff question. Actully its to loaded for me. I'll have to come back
to this one. #6) What is your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Great question!! As many of you don't know, I'm a huge NASCAR fan, and I like computer games. So what better than a computer NASCAR game I can
play online?!?! So I race online in leagues with other people all across the country. My online name is Looseoff2 and I race in the #22 Penn Manor Chevy. Okay..I know..I'm a dork, just don't hold it against me too much
please. #7) What is the most important thing that you look for in the opposite sex?I always look for someone I can talk to and joke with easily. I don't go out looking for women that
like to charge men with sexual harrassment and I'm not a big fan of the femenist activist people. It's a plus if they're goodlooking too, but like everything with me..apperance comes last. =) #8) What is your fave thing about the opposite sex?Probably how much Bullshit is in all of them. In my own male-shovanist opinion, women were gifted with good ol' bullshit. It's not a bad thing, its something that I really
admire. How they get out of situations, and put people down easy or hard and stuff like that is just awsome. It really is.
#9) How many times a week do you masturbate? I don't know who asked me this
question..but they are a pervert. Anyways, as we all know, I have lots of "Women" friends, therefore, I don't need to masterbate.
#10) Who would you consider your best friend? Remember you all are my
friends, but Will and Bryan, just give me that 'extra' special friendship that I need......
#11) So, is there anyone *special* in you life right now? Alright. It has been brought to my attention many times this year that this question is out of date. Well I promised I would get it done this year, so in typical Fellenbaum fashion I am doing so with an entire 54 mintues to spare. Any one "special" in my life? YES! Heather Lee Doutrich. I love her. She is very special to me. #12) What kind of womans under wear do you wear on sundays? Okay, finally a good question! Although this is a very tuff question, I think I'll have to go with the Victory's Secret,Second Skin Satin™ Thong. It feel's awsome, and
really gets me off..... #13) Why are you so cute?Cause I'm hairy...thanks for thinking so, you liar. #14) What do you jerk off to ?Images or stories of women doing sexual things, that was before I had women do it for me...ya know.
#15) Can i shave your entire body?NO!! Even though most don't, I like my hair. #16 and #17) Ok 2 questions 1. Nothing shallow, if you
had one wish in the world what would it be or what would you do? 2. If you could change one thing about yourself (seriously) what would it be??
#16 is like #4..so refer to that. As for the second question, Honestly I wouldn't change a thing. I like being the arrogant, caring, loving, person that
I am. #18) Was practice hard?I get asked this question too much. Think about it, usually when you practice, your pushing yourself very hard, that is unless you play Boys Basketball. =) #19) Do you really hate your family?I guess not, they all just get very annoying-some alot of the time. #20) Are you gay?Do I look like a rainbow sherbert eating fudge packer? That's retorical. #21) Do you believe in God/ why if yes and why if no?Yes I do. Why? Alot of mericals happen in this world, and some of it is just more than luck. Besides, if Santa Claus dosn't bring presents than who does? #22) Ok....why do u walk around first period in your socks? do u feel that u can just like feel comfortable?
I walk around in socks so I can feel comfterable in school. It sucks sitting there to begin with so the least I can do is make myself a tad
comfy. And yes, I do feel I can just feel comfy. Besides, I know people that smell worst than my feet. #23) What's so interesting about cars
going around in a circle?Beats me. I just always took a liking to it. It' s
a long story, actully its not, I just don't feel like typing it right now. Maybe I'll tell you later. #24) Why are you sexist?I'm not, I just make sexist comments. #25) How would you describe yourself to someone who did know you?I tell them to go read my webiste, and talk to me later if they still like me. |
