The following is a letter that I got from one person. I have misspelled his name so you don't know who he is to protect his idenity. Usually I wouldn't post a letter that made fun of me, but this one I found kind of funny. I'm still gonna kick his or her's ass!

Hey Jason

About your web page. where are all of my fucking pictures you asshole!! What, is your web page too good to include my ugly face, dickhead?It was very funny, especially when you spelled the word lifted l-I-f-i-g-n-e-d. What the hell was that? Did you have a seizure and forget to correct your mistake? And what is with you and the letter R? There were about ten goddamn words that should have included an R but didn't you stupid asshole...Today I get to go to downtown Pittsburgh and see the area. Meanwhile you'll be stuck in Millersville at the pool surrounded by scantily clad 15-18 year old girls...(right now I am sobbing to myself)

Brian Pain

P.S. Please avoid sucking Willy's dick in my absence you damn pervert.(Jason Note: I have, and never will suck any guys dick.)