Some Maskilishis Links
the pit of death
stress and crew
the letter "G"
the story
the REAL one
Floating Banana
whats been done
bart
Pictures
other sites
a random link

So, how much masking tape does it take to make a man

Well to answer that guestion about a role and a
half. The fact that I have to talk about maskey
is kind-of hard, no it's not HA Ha ha. Maskey is
currently out of commition, and for those brain
dissabled nuts, dead. Once again there was a
whole line of these critters, 5 to be exact.
First was the original, sort-of, his name was
masking tape Ken (the Barbie ken), he was only
half masking tape and rest Ken, (for any one
counting thats 3/4th roll of masking tape). His
death was a quick one indeed, he was disimbaled
and burid in my back yard. Second was almost like
the latest one I had, short, fat and stubby. you
could say he was the first real Maskey but we wont
go in to that. He died after being around the
longest of all of them, he died a horrible death
by mother nature and was buried with the first one
as a second slash was plased on the tombstone.
The Thirds was made for commercial use, he was
tall, skinny and was the first on that had a face,
to bad it was beaten off with the head of a
shovel, and buried in my back yard. Blah Blah
Blah... The Forth was quit interesting if I do
say so myself. He was around for a wee bit then
dissapeared, I do think my cat ate it. And lastly
so you can be on your way, number five. I'll make
this quick because I too want to leave, he was
placed in a tree and left for a year. When I
retrived him I mashed his water soacked head with
a stick after direct orders from Evil Stresscow.
There you happy!

Have some more pictures for cryin' out loud...nope

the second Maskey