Well, the first time anyone heard of Gaff Comics, it was an MSN web community. You know all about those, right? All naked anime girls. What do they call that, hentai? Yeah, we had a lot of that. But we also had other things. We had real comics, copied from webcomics, newspapers, other such places. I wanted to do my own comics and stuff, so I dumped the community and got a geocities site, then I got this Angelfire site, and so far, my comics have sucked on all of them, but not as much as the previous ones.

Now, this was the first webcomic I ever did. I mean, I did comics for my school newspaper, but bullshit, right? I went to a Catholic high school, and they were not too crazy about the kind of subject matter I was writting about at that time. For that, I started putting things out on the internet, so that it would not be filtered to the point of disappearing. Now, what you have to understand, I was so excited about having my webcomic, I didn't bother writing it out, really. I just sorta wrote whatever I felt like doing. It didn't really work, but it took me a while to accept it. Well, I'm doing much better these days, and my new comics will be much better, rest assured.

My God. What do I look like, man? I can't see me behind the squigley-mosiac-type deal we got here! Why, I could be anybody! I might not even be ME! Well, no, not really. I'm almost positive that I'm me. Fortunately, you don't know who that is. Sucker.

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What? I'm done. I have nothing else to say. Fake off. Go read my comics.