[censors] *bleep*-ing *bleep*-er!! UGH!! We give up!!
[Midvalley] ::throws his hands over his head:: Stop don't shoot!!!!
[Deep womanly voice] Sorry about that.. I thought you were one of the A-Team...
[Midvalley] ::smiles hearing its a woman:: Nah I'm just a Horny player......I mean Saxophone player covered in oil..::smacks himself in the head.:: Oh yea.. I'm smooth >.<..
[woman]::The clicking of high heels tell Midvalley she's coming closer:: Saxophone is it?
[Midvalley] Uh... yeah. And you are?
[woman] Gobbled.......Gobbled Achinesefood.
[Midvalley] ::thinks:: Ouch.... and I thought "Hornfreak" was bad ::Clears his throat and puts his arms down:: Well I'm Midvalley.
[Gobbled] ::Is an Asian woman in a country bumpkin outfit. She walks out of her convenient dark corner. And puts her gun away:: So what are you doing here?
[Midvalley] Hmm... good question.... ::points out of the monitor:: See her?
[Kitty] >^oo^<?
[Gobbled] ::looks out:: uh huh.
[Midvalley] She brought me here..... I think.. she thinks its funny.
[Gobbled] Hmm well yes.. since your here now .. you can help me.
[Midvalley] Uh.. gee I guess i could... since you asked so nicely..-.-
[Gobbled] ::tugs her pigtails cutely:: Dun ya wanna help me?
[Midvalley] ::smiles stupidly and nods:: :) Uh huh... me want help.
[Gobbled] Good that's what I thought. Now you see that truck over there.. the one you vandalized?
[Midvalley] ::blinks:: Huh? ::looks behind him:: Oh yeah.
[Gobbled] We need to push it out of the way.
[Midvalley] .......uh.......why?
[Gobbled] ::rolls her eyes:: Because the holding cells are back there!!
[Midvalley] ::blink blink:: ......................and?
[Gobbled] There is a guy in that jail I need to talk to!
[Midvalley] uhh... he a reporter named Ben er something
[Gobbled] ::snorts:: Reporter!? Psh! NO! He's a blood sucking bastard!
[Midvalley] ::blink:: ......a lawyer?
[Gobbled] No.
[Midvalley] uhhhh... a IRS agent?
[Gobbled] NO.
[Midvalley] ........Stockard Channing's agent?
[Gobbled] No.
[Midvalley] My agent?
[Gobbled] NO!!
[Midvalley] >.<! Then who!!
[Gobbled] Some guy... his name is.......Bill ::Lighting flashes::
[Midvalley] ::Jumps at the weather:: Bill? ::Lighting flashes:: Uh..........he your agent?
[Gobbled] ::sighs:: Can we just move the truck please?
[Midvalley] Oh! Yeah sure! ::He walks over to the truck's bumper::
[Gobbled] ::stands next to him:: Alright. Ready to push?
[Midvalley] ::looks at her:: Uh.. the keys are still in the ignition...we could just..
[Gobbled] ::narrows her eyes:: I said "Are you ready to push!"
[Midvalley] ::sighs:: Could we at least take the Emergency brake off?...::sees her mean face:: Yeah let's get this over with..... ::He starts to push the truck with all his might. It moves slightly. He then notices he's pushing it alone::...........>.<! ::He stops and looks around for Gobbled::
[Gobbled] ::sitting on the hood of a car filing her nails.::
[Midvalley] ::crosses his arms impatiently:: Well are you going to help me move this?
[Gobbled] ::Raises and eyebrow and replies without looking away from her nails:: Heh yeah right and get all sweaty? You'd like that wouldn't you?
[Midvalley] ::sits on the bumper his arms still crossed::
[Gobbled] What are you doing!?
[Midvalley] ::just glares at her:: I need this like a hole in the head.
[Gobbled] ::She drops her nail file.:: You want my help!!?
[Midvalley] That would be my point.
[Gobbled] ::crosses her arms and puts on a pouty angry face::
[Midvalley] ::Gives her the cold "You'd be cute if you weren't a fire breathing she-bitch" look::
[Gobbled] I don't think I like you much.
[Midvalley] Oh well. ::Gets off the bumper and starts to walk toward the door::
[Gobbled] Hey!! You can't leave!!
[Midvalley] Watch me.
[Gobbled] No! ::she draws her hand gun and points it at the back of his head::
[Midvalley] ::stops::
[Gobbled] Now you get over there and move that Kazoo truck now.
[Midvalley] ::Turns and faces her with his kazoo dangling from his lips:: Don't make me use this. ::His speech sounds odd due to the air being blown through the kazoo::
[Gobbled] ::smirks meanly:: Ooooo I'm so scared.
[Midvalley] You should be. ::lifts his hand to the kazoo and holds it in place::
[Gobbled] Listen to me leper.. I'll shoot your ar......
[Midvalley] LEPER?! ::Funny kazoo noises::
[Gobbled] ::blink:: What? You mean you aren't one?
[Midvalley] -.-
[Gobbled] Well then what is that black scaly stuff all over you?
[Midvalley] Dried oil you garden hose!! ::sighs:: Okay... now let me just warn you that if you pull that trigger the world will loose its most.........ergh.......ugh.. "unique" musicians.
[Gobbled] ::Sighs and puts the gun away:: Alas, the last time I was so rash I did something similar......... I never knew so many people liked Kenny G!
[Midvalley} ::smiles:: I see your not as dumb as you look.
[Gobbled] ::twirls her hair around her finger:: Huh?
[Midvalley] -.- nothing. So are we moving this truck or not?
[Gobbled] Oh right! Yeah go get it! ::Picks up her nail file::
[Midvalley] ..................the keyword being WE .
[Gobbled] ::blinks:: ........uhhhh.
[Midvalley] >.<!!! SCREW IT!! ::He holds the kazoo in place with one hand. A long staggering note issues from the ........uh instrument? The truck crumbles on impact::
[Gobbled] ::walks over to the now visible door not looking up from her nails:: Yeah good job.............Hal was it?
[Midvalley] ::Resists the urge to throw a nearby crow bar at the Hillbilly Asian::
[Gobbled] ::Opens the door and walks in::
[Midvalley] ::Follows her stuffing the kazoo back into his pocket:: Alright so why are we looking for this Bill? ::Lighting flashes::
[Gobbled] He can help me find someone.
[Midvalley] Your boyfriend John?
[Gobbled] No. My pet pig who ran away during the county fair.::stops out side a gate. She looks at Midvalley:: Well Hal open it.
[Midvalley] My name isn't Hal. ::He pushes a button and the gate opens::
[Gobbled] Bill? ::Lighting flashes:: BILL!? ::Lighting flashes:: Are you in here?
[High pitched squeaky voice] Yeah what the hell do you want!! I'm trying to solve the speed ratio of gravy at the mercy of a sock puppet!!
~To be continued~