Part 3

[Midvalley] :: sits in the parking garage drained of all the liquid in his blatter.:: Ahhh.. much better!:: He hops off the roof of the cop car he was sitting on and stretches:: Ooooookay..now what? ::Scratches at the dried oil caked on his arm. His eyes stop on a truck parked in front of a door.:: Hmm.. nice parking job ass hole. ::He rubs his hands together.:: Okie dokie then! ::He walks over to the truck but freezes when he sees the Logo on the side. He grins evilly:: THANK YOU GOD! ::He runs around the back of the truck and rips open the doors. He shrieks seeing that most of the cargo is damaged.:: SHRIEK!! ::He jumps in the back and starts digging through the boxes trying to find one in tact.:: Oh cruel fate!!! ::He throws boxes out over his shoulder still searching for one! He looks up toward the sky now at the last box.:: PLEASE GOD!!! CHANNING IS OUT THERE!!! AND I'M SCARED!! SCARED LIKE G.I. JOE AFTER A LONG DAY OF SCRUBBING TOILETS WITH MY TOOTHBRUSH SCARED!! ::He rips open the last sealed box, and pulls his dried oil hair away from his eyes. His fingers brush one that feels promising. He pulls it out his eyes clenched shut:: .........Please... oh please... ::He opens his eyes and gazes upon the perfectly intact contraption. He smiles uncontrollably.:: YESS!!! ::He hops out of the truck labeled "Kory's Kazoo's". He twirls around his "weapon" with new found happiness. He tucks it in his front pocket:: Bring on da bitch! ::A shot suddenly wizzes by his head:: HOLY SHIT!!

[censors] *bleep*-ing *bleep*-er!! UGH!! We give up!!

[Midvalley] ::throws his hands over his head:: Stop don't shoot!!!!

[Deep womanly voice] Sorry about that.. I thought you were one of the A-Team...

[Midvalley] ::smiles hearing its a woman:: Nah I'm just a Horny player......I mean Saxophone player covered in oil..::smacks himself in the head.:: Oh yea.. I'm smooth >.<..

[woman]::The clicking of high heels tell Midvalley she's coming closer:: Saxophone is it?

[Midvalley] Uh... yeah. And you are?

[woman] Gobbled.......Gobbled Achinesefood.

[Midvalley] ::thinks:: Ouch.... and I thought "Hornfreak" was bad ::Clears his throat and puts his arms down:: Well I'm Midvalley.

[Gobbled] ::Is an Asian woman in a country bumpkin outfit. She walks out of her convenient dark corner. And puts her gun away:: So what are you doing here?

[Midvalley] Hmm... good question.... ::points out of the monitor:: See her?

[Kitty] >^oo^<?

[Gobbled] ::looks out:: uh huh.

[Midvalley] She brought me here..... I think.. she thinks its funny.

[Gobbled] Hmm well yes.. since your here now .. you can help me.

[Midvalley] Uh.. gee I guess i could... since you asked so nicely..-.-

[Gobbled] ::tugs her pigtails cutely:: Dun ya wanna help me?

[Midvalley] ::smiles stupidly and nods:: :) Uh huh... me want help.

[Gobbled] Good that's what I thought. Now you see that truck over there.. the one you vandalized?

[Midvalley] ::blinks:: Huh? ::looks behind him:: Oh yeah.

[Gobbled] We need to push it out of the way.

[Midvalley] .......uh.......why?

[Gobbled] ::rolls her eyes:: Because the holding cells are back there!!

[Midvalley] ::blink blink:: ......................and?

[Gobbled] There is a guy in that jail I need to talk to!

[Midvalley] uhh... he a reporter named Ben er something

[Gobbled] ::snorts:: Reporter!? Psh! NO! He's a blood sucking bastard!

[Midvalley] ::blink:: ......a lawyer?

[Gobbled] No.

[Midvalley] uhhhh... a IRS agent?

[Gobbled] NO.

[Midvalley] ........Stockard Channing's agent?

[Gobbled] No.

[Midvalley] My agent?

[Gobbled] NO!!

[Midvalley] >.<! Then who!!

[Gobbled] Some guy... his name is.......Bill ::Lighting flashes::

[Midvalley] ::Jumps at the weather:: Bill? ::Lighting flashes:: Uh..........he your agent?

[Gobbled] ::sighs:: Can we just move the truck please?

[Midvalley] Oh! Yeah sure! ::He walks over to the truck's bumper::

[Gobbled] ::stands next to him:: Alright. Ready to push?

[Midvalley] ::looks at her:: Uh.. the keys are still in the ignition...we could just..

[Gobbled] ::narrows her eyes:: I said "Are you ready to push!"

[Midvalley] ::sighs:: Could we at least take the Emergency brake off?...::sees her mean face:: Yeah let's get this over with..... ::He starts to push the truck with all his might. It moves slightly. He then notices he's pushing it alone::...........>.<! ::He stops and looks around for Gobbled::

[Gobbled] ::sitting on the hood of a car filing her nails.::

[Midvalley] ::crosses his arms impatiently:: Well are you going to help me move this?

[Gobbled] ::Raises and eyebrow and replies without looking away from her nails:: Heh yeah right and get all sweaty? You'd like that wouldn't you?

[Midvalley] ::sits on the bumper his arms still crossed::

[Gobbled] What are you doing!?

[Midvalley] ::just glares at her:: I need this like a hole in the head.

[Gobbled] ::She drops her nail file.:: You want my help!!?

[Midvalley] That would be my point.

[Gobbled] ::crosses her arms and puts on a pouty angry face::

[Midvalley] ::Gives her the cold "You'd be cute if you weren't a fire breathing she-bitch" look::

[Gobbled] I don't think I like you much.

[Midvalley] Oh well. ::Gets off the bumper and starts to walk toward the door::

[Gobbled] Hey!! You can't leave!!

[Midvalley] Watch me.

[Gobbled] No! ::she draws her hand gun and points it at the back of his head::

[Midvalley] ::stops::

[Gobbled] Now you get over there and move that Kazoo truck now.

[Midvalley] ::Turns and faces her with his kazoo dangling from his lips:: Don't make me use this. ::His speech sounds odd due to the air being blown through the kazoo::

[Gobbled] ::smirks meanly:: Ooooo I'm so scared.

[Midvalley] You should be. ::lifts his hand to the kazoo and holds it in place::

[Gobbled] Listen to me leper.. I'll shoot your ar......

[Midvalley] LEPER?! ::Funny kazoo noises::

[Gobbled] ::blink:: What? You mean you aren't one?

[Midvalley] -.-

[Gobbled] Well then what is that black scaly stuff all over you?

[Midvalley] Dried oil you garden hose!! ::sighs:: Okay... now let me just warn you that if you pull that trigger the world will loose its most.........ergh.......ugh.. "unique" musicians.

[Gobbled] ::Sighs and puts the gun away:: Alas, the last time I was so rash I did something similar......... I never knew so many people liked Kenny G!

[Midvalley} ::smiles:: I see your not as dumb as you look.

[Gobbled] ::twirls her hair around her finger:: Huh?

[Midvalley] -.- nothing. So are we moving this truck or not?

[Gobbled] Oh right! Yeah go get it! ::Picks up her nail file::

[Midvalley] ..................the keyword being WE .

[Gobbled] ::blinks:: ........uhhhh.

[Midvalley] >.<!!! SCREW IT!! ::He holds the kazoo in place with one hand. A long staggering note issues from the ........uh instrument? The truck crumbles on impact::

[Gobbled] ::walks over to the now visible door not looking up from her nails:: Yeah good job.............Hal was it?

[Midvalley] ::Resists the urge to throw a nearby crow bar at the Hillbilly Asian::

[Gobbled] ::Opens the door and walks in::

[Midvalley] ::Follows her stuffing the kazoo back into his pocket:: Alright so why are we looking for this Bill? ::Lighting flashes::

[Gobbled] He can help me find someone.

[Midvalley] Your boyfriend John?

[Gobbled] No. My pet pig who ran away during the county fair.::stops out side a gate. She looks at Midvalley:: Well Hal open it.

[Midvalley] My name isn't Hal. ::He pushes a button and the gate opens::

[Gobbled] Bill? ::Lighting flashes:: BILL!? ::Lighting flashes:: Are you in here?

[High pitched squeaky voice] Yeah what the hell do you want!! I'm trying to solve the speed ratio of gravy at the mercy of a sock puppet!!

~To be continued~

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