[Midvalley]::looks around having lost consciousness due to those three words that often cut him off:: Whodamawhatama?!
[Bill] You smell like shit!!
[Midvalley] O.o! Hey!!
[Gobbled] ::tapping her foot giving Midvalley an evil glare:: Hal.. honestly...
[Midvalley] MY NAME IS NOT HAL!!!::starts to smash himself against the bars of an empty cell screeching like a baboon::
[Gobbled] ::looks to Bill:: Now Bill ::Lighting flashes:: I need to ask you something..
[Bill] F*ck off! Why dun ya go on 'Yee Haw' you slut!?!
[Midvalley]........::busts out laughing:: I like this guy!!
[Bill] Shut up you cross-dressing idiot!!
[Midvalley] ........cross dresser? ::His eye twitches. He then proceeds to mash his body into the bars screeching::
[Gobbled] Now Bill ::Lighting:: I need your help.
[Bill] ::sits the his cell. Its a rather pretty for a jail cell.. its got floral throw pillows, lilacs in a coffee can, a love seat, and some curtains with clouds on them:: Yeah what for?
[Gobbled] I think you know where Squiggy is.
[Midvalley] @~@ ::dizzy from beating himself up:: S..Sq...Squiggy?
[Bill] Maybe I do.. Maybe I don't.
[Gobbled] Don't fuck *bleep* me Bill!::lighting and the censors curse seeing as how they bleeped the wrong *bleep*ing word!!:: Where is Squiggy!!
[Bill] ...
[Midvalley] ::holding himself up:: Who the hell is Squiggy?!
[Bill] All right I'll tell ya were your precious Squiggy is... ::pats his stomache::
[Gobbled] O.O! You didn't!!!!!!
[Bill] Huh? Oh NO! You sicko!! ::he pulls the pig out form under his shirt::
[Gobbled] ::puts her hands on the bars:: SQUIGGY!!
[Midvalley] You named your pig Squiggy....?
[Gobbled] ::reaches her hands in between the bars:: Gimme! Gimmee!!
[Bill] ::still holding the pig:: Nah you've got to get me something first.
[Gobbled] ::stomps her feet:: What could YOU possibly need!?
[Bill] ::looks around his cell. His eyes fall upon the bundle of flowers strewn on the table.:: A vase. ::dramatic music::
[Gobbled] ..a vase? ::dramatic music::
[Midvalley] ....whack job ::dramatic music::
[Bill] Yes you have to find me a nice vase to put my daisies in.
[Midvalley] Screw you wacko...
[Gobbled] ::punches Midvalley:: Hal will get you your vase!! Just don't hurt Squiggy!!
[Midvalley] M..ME!!?? Who said I'm going to help you and your damn pig?! ::rubs his arm::
[Bill] Stop yelling asshole!! I don't want Squiggy to piss on me!
[Midvalley] ......................GO ON SQUIGGY!! PISS ALL OVER HIM!! GET THAT CRAZY OLD BASTARD!! SOAK HIM!!
[Gobbled] HAL!
[Midvalley] AND MY NAME IS MIDVALLEY!!! MIDVALLEY MIDVALLEY!!! MIDVALLEY! MIDVALLEY! MIDVALLEY!! MIDVALLEY!!::He hops up and down::
[Bill] ::puts Squiggy down and walks over to the bars and peeks out at Midvalley:: Did I just hear you jumping and proclaiming that your name was Midvalley son?
[Midvalley] .......................................Oh gee your a smart one..
[Bill]::eyes him:: So your the infamous Hornfreak?
[Midvalley] LISTEN OLD MAN!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU BAD......huh?::blink blink::
[Gobbled] ::blinks at Midvalley::
[Bill] ::eyes crinkle in a smile:: Ahh.. yes I see it now.. Quite the trouble maker aren't we young Hornfreak?
[Midvalley]::indignantly::..... Nuh uh.
[Bill] Yuh uh.
[Midvalley] No way.
[Bill] Yes way.
[Midvalley] No! Your wrong! Trouble finds me!! ::pounds his chest::
[Bill] That may be if your working with Legato.
[Midvalley] .. Nah he's just a flaming pain in the ass.
[screamer(Legato)] ::High pitched scream echoes through the jail::
[Gobbled] ::looks around:: What was that?!!
[Bill] Some one in trouble?
[Midvalley] Nah he's just a flaming pain in the ass.
[screamer(Legato)] ::screams get louder as footsteps clunk in the distance::
[Bill] Legato is here!!!???
[Legato] ::screaming:: MIDVALLEY!!! MIDVALLEY HELP ME!!!!!
[Midvalley] ::turns around with flat topped eyes:: Damn it. How did he find me?
[Gobbled] ::Looks at Midvalley:: That's a man's voice?! But its so high and girly!!
[Legato] ::comes tearing into the jail slamming the gate behind him. His school uniform flapping around while he dashes::
[Midvalley] ..... ::steps behind Gobbled blocking any attempt Legato could make to assault him::
[Gobbled] O.o
[Bill] O.O
[Legato] ::sees Midvalley. Says with tears in his eyes:: OH THANK GOD I FOUND YOU!!! SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME!!
[Midvalley] O.O! W..what!!? You didn't open the door with the signs on it did you!!??
[Legato] ::avoids eye contact::
[Midvalley] ::eyes widen:: YOU IDIOT!! Don't you know we might die because of you!!!?
[Legato] But I wanted to see her!!
[Midvalley] Rent 'Grease'!! You can see her there!
[Legato] I don't have any money...plus you told me to run into her!! I heard you!!! You hate me and want me dead!!
[Midvalley] Well look at you!!
[Gobbled] Shh!!! What's that sound?
[sound] ::a faint humming is coming from the entrance of the jail::
[Midvalley] ::gulps::
[Legato] ::backs into the open cell::
[sound] ::softly and hoarsely:: Look at me. I'm Sandra Dee...
[Midvalley] O.O
[Gobbled] O.o
[Bill] Noooooooo!!! Not her!!!!
[Midvalley] Quick!! We have to lock that door before she gets to it!! Legato use your powers!!
[Legato] A..a..alright. ::narrows his eyes toward the door::
[Midvalley] ::Finds himself moving to the door but not by his own free will:: OoO! YOU ASS HOLE DON'T SEND ME OVER THERE!!!!
[Legato] You told me to use my powers!!
[Midvalley] I MEANT JUST MAKE THE DOOR LOCK ITSELF YOU BASTARD!!!
[Legato] Oooh. Well, since your there already... would you lock it for me? :)
[Midvalley] ::standing in front of the door.:: -.- ::Locks it::
[Stockard] ...bursting with virginity...
[Midvalley] ::staggers away from the door backwards::
[Stockard]..won't go to bed 'till I'm legally wed...I can't I'm Sandra Dee..
[Gobbled] ::snaps her fingers:: HEY!! I LOVE that song!!
[All]::Give her a shocked look::
[Legato] ::stands up and slaps her in the ear:: YOUR DISGUSTING!!
[Gobbled] >.<
[Legato] ::huffs and fixes his skirt::
[Midvalley] ..Um guys.... ::Mock Carol Anne voice:: She's heeerrreee.
[Stockard] ::sitting outside the door in her 'Pink Ladies' jacket with bad make up and a skin tight cat suit on:: We go together like ramma lamma lamma...
[Midvalley] AIIIEEEEE!!!!!
[Legato] ::passes out::
[Squiggy] ::pisses everywhere::
[Bill] ::yells at Squiggy::
[Gobbled] ::sings along::
[Midvalley] ::stalks over to Gobbled and smacks her around:: SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
[Gobbled] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[Midvalley] ::holds the last bitch slap for a second before crackin' her once more. He turns to see Legato lying on the floor.:: -.- ::Sees Squiggy running away from Bill.::-.- ::sees Gobbled unconscious on the floor at his feet:: -.- ::he sits down:: I think that's enough for this installation...
~TO BE CONTINUED!!~