May 9th, 2003
70 Tons of... Air?
 



9:47

Andrew: Well, folks, its that time again.

Dave: Oktober Fest?

Andrew: No, dumbass. It's time for...

SUPER-POST

Dave: NOT SO LOUD! Remember when DC threatened to sue last time?

Andrew: Yeah, well I could kick all their legal asses with my Adamantium Claws!

Dave: Oh god, here he goes again. Look, don't make me step on you with the 'mech! Adamantium doesn't do much good if it's made part of the bedrock.

Andrew: I could just slice and dice my way through the mech before you knew I was there!

Dave: Not if the skeleton was endo- steel! Oh wait, yes you could....

Cat: Meow!

Andrew: Damn straight! You tell 'em!

Dave: Oh, now you're on HIS side. Stupid Cat.

Andrew: He is now that I have harvested his soul!

Dave: Not The Cat! You're outta control, man!

*Dave shoots Andrew with his 'mech's PPC. Andrew's skin fries and then his healing powers kick in and he's fine*

Dave: Hehe. It doesn't do much good, but it gets funnier every time.

Andrew: Now I'm mad

Dave: I'm.... uh... not gonna like you when you're mad, I take it?

*Andrew pops claws out and cuts Dave's ear off*

Dave: Bastage! That was my favorite ear! I'm like freakin' Van Gogh now!

Andrew:And thus the path to your soul is open! MWA HAHAHAHA!!!!! That's right. You can reach your soul through cutting off your favorite ear! But do not do this at home kids! Go to a friend's house.

Dave: Son of a.... oo, that kinda tickles... wait, no my soul.... *Blood- curdling scream* Ok, you own me. What's your bidding and crap?

Andrew: Umm, I dunno, really. I didn't think I could really harvest souls. I guess you should stay here and I'll go into that ominous castle that just appeared where the grocery used to be... You can come if you want, i guess. Just lock up and feed the cat...

Dave: You want a soda or something?

*Andrew takes sword from behind deli counter and walks out of store...INTO THE BIG OMINUS CASTLE O' EVIL*

TO BE CONTINUED IN NEXT WEEK'S COMIC

Dave: No, dude, you really can't- oh, yeah, the soul- ownership. Let's go!

 


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