9:47
Andrew:
Well, folks, its that time again.
Dave:
Oktober Fest?
Andrew:
No, dumbass. It's time for...
SUPER-POST
Dave:
NOT SO LOUD! Remember when DC threatened to sue
last time?
Andrew:
Yeah, well I could kick all their legal asses
with my Adamantium Claws!
Dave:
Oh god, here he goes again. Look, don't make me
step on you with the 'mech! Adamantium doesn't do
much good if it's made part of the bedrock.
Andrew:
I could just slice and dice my way through the
mech before you knew I was there!
Dave:
Not if the skeleton was endo- steel! Oh wait, yes
you could....
Cat:
Meow!
Andrew:
Damn straight! You tell 'em!
Dave:
Oh, now you're on HIS side. Stupid Cat.
Andrew:
He is now that I have harvested his soul!
Dave:
Not The Cat! You're outta control, man!
*Dave
shoots Andrew with his 'mech's PPC. Andrew's skin
fries and then his healing powers kick in and
he's fine*
Dave:
Hehe. It doesn't do much good, but it gets
funnier every time.
Andrew:
Now I'm mad
Dave:
I'm.... uh... not gonna like you when you're mad,
I take it?
*Andrew
pops claws out and cuts Dave's ear off*
Dave:
Bastage! That was my favorite ear! I'm like
freakin' Van Gogh now!
Andrew:And
thus the path to your soul is open! MWA
HAHAHAHA!!!!! That's right. You can reach your
soul through cutting off your favorite ear! But
do not do this at home kids! Go to a friend's
house.
Dave:
Son of a.... oo, that kinda tickles... wait, no
my soul.... *Blood- curdling scream* Ok, you own
me. What's your bidding and crap?
Andrew:
Umm, I dunno, really. I didn't think I could
really harvest souls. I guess you should stay
here and I'll go into that ominous castle that
just appeared where the grocery used to be... You
can come if you want, i guess. Just lock up and
feed the cat...
Dave:
You want a soda or something?
*Andrew
takes sword from behind deli counter and walks
out of store...INTO THE BIG OMINUS CASTLE O'
EVIL*
TO BE
CONTINUED IN NEXT WEEK'S COMIC
Dave:
No, dude, you really can't- oh, yeah, the soul-
ownership. Let's go!
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