TWO GUYS
ONE DELI
ALL ACTION
       
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This comic, week we post every week, is about two guys living in New York and running a deli. It was originally a supposed to be a sitcom inspired by a meat slicer we found in our friend's basement. But, alas, we are too cheap and lazy, and we decided to make a comic instead. And maybe, one day, we can make it funny too. Our first news post explains it all: Now, we're just going to take this moment to warn you: After you begin to read this comic, nothing will ever make sense again. EVER. That said, we should probably give you some explanation of what this is. You see, every week from now on, we will be posting this comic about two guys living in New York and running a deli. You've got Dave and you've got Andrew. And these guys are going to have all sorts of crazy and adventures, but not really. You're just going to have to laugh at their pain and suffering, at least until we can figure out something else. Seriously, though, come back. I laughed, I cried; they say it means I'm emotionally unstable. - Dave Get it? Got it? Good. Many of the comics we've got here are based on real- life events that we hideously warp and make up. In real life, Dave's responsible for all the work and Andrew is just there, which basically means Dave does the drawing and Andrew does the writing. You can email us if you want to learn more, because I, for one, don't want to write more stuff. Characters:
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ANDREW: THE AMAZING ANDREW! - Crazy and a little paranoid--what was that noise? The wind. --Andrew is the kind of guy who will always be there to latch a crab onto Dave's face. Enjoys dark, stormy evenings. Turnoffs are The Cat, the Russian Mafia, and people who smoke. Andrew can blend and become part of the night. STEALTH PROWESS! |
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DAVE: THE DARING DAVE! - Calm, collected; Dave's the kind of guy who will always be there to help get a crab off your face. Co-owner of the deli, he enjous ponies, daisies, and long walks on the beach. Dave is trained in the ways of the delicatessan arts. MARTIAL ARTS MASTERY! |
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Skittle- He's white, he's angry, and he's bustin' out his street- style, black- wannabe hiphop stylings every time he walks into the deli. It makes us cry. |
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RUSSIAN MAFIA GUY: THE RED RUFFIAN! Having cursed the deli with the cat, the Russian Mafia believs our Heroes (I use that term lightly) ove him a favor. What this favor is is still unkown to all but himself... |
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Shannon- It's Shannon, the Sadist! I don't really know why she calls herself a sadist!! I'm just writing stuff with exclamation points!!! Ok, Shannon works against the F.L.O. becuase she doesn't like the felines. She, apparently, likes to use two blades and shoot stuff with arrows. Shannon is the second female in the comic. Hoopla! |
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Saverio- What choo lookin' at? |
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MARC: THE MELANCHOLY MARC! Look into is eyes! So sad, so mournful, so... HUNGRY FOR CAT-MEAT!?!?! |
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Sabrina- Wow. This is insane. This Info page is growing EXPONENTIALLY. Ok, Sabrina is like... someone we know. She's the leader of the Feline Liberation Organization, so she's one of those people who are against setting cats, specifically The Cat, on fire and stuff. She's also the first female in the comic!! Hooray? The Cat- It just kind of hangs around the deli and gets killed every so often. We really have no idea. |
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Brad: THE BRAWN-LESS BRAD! I would't want to be Brad right there, that shrunken head is gonna EXPLODE... or at least, that's what I've been told. Come to think of it, I wouldn't wnat to be Brad, period. (Damn breaking the fourth wall!) Friend or Foe of the deli? We may never truly know. |
© 2002 David and Andrew, we think