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This page is dedicated to both of our "babies". It is amazing to me how attached we can get to our pets... Ours are no exception. They came in to our lives and made them better...Here they are in all their glory!

Ya know what they say about the way to a "man's" heart?....Well, just dangle a little bit of steak anywhere near these two,and it works the same way.... Those tails go to wagg'n and those little faces light up until you have no more in sight!

~A Little Pup Humor~

Washing The Dog

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom & Pop" grocery store picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.

"Oh, no laundry," the boy said. "I'm going to wash my dog." "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him."

But the boy was not to be stopped. He carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog.

About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. "Oh, he died," the boy said. The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the dog died but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog."

"Well," the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him."
"Oh? What was it then?"
"I think it was the spin cycle."

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Here is Another One,compliments of NetLaughter

The Difference Between.... Cats and Dogs

What are CATS?

Cats do whatever they want and you have no idea what they are thinking.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
They whine when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

CONCLUSION:
Cats are little women in fur coats.

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What are DOGS?

Dogs lie around all day,
sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture they're allowed to sit on.
They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
but don't listen to you when you're in the same room.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then kiss you.

CONCLUSION:

Dogs are little MEN in fur coats.

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My Mama added this guestbook. It is actually linked to My Sweet Lucy's page ...I hope this works.... Sign please and we will find out won't we?

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Thanks to Toni from Toni's Graphics for the background and graphics.

To see more.....go see Cheech's Page. It is called: ~Look Out!BIG Dog on the Porch"
More Dog Stuff!