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Why do fishes like to go to the disco ?
'COS THEY HAVE A WHALE OF A TIME' !
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What is the most dangerous fish in the world ?
'JACK THE KIPPER' !
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Why did the ocean roar ?
'COS IT HAD CRABS ALL OVER IT'S BOTTOM' !
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Why did the sand blush ?
'COS THE SEAWEED' !
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What is big, green, juicy and surrounded
by the sea ?
'GRAPE BRITAIN' !
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WHAT ALE'S YOU ?
'Ah, that's better' !
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Where do pig's live in the city ? - 'In a styscrapers' !
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What do you get if you blow up a chicken ? - 'An eggsplosion' !
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bedside clock ? - 'That must be alarming' !
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Doctor, doctor, I can't sleep, what can I do ?......
'Just lie on the edge of the bed, you'll soon drop off' !
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Doctor, doctor, my wooden leg's hurting me! .. Doctor - "Why" ?
'My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it' !
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Computer Frustration ?
Guess he is making an 'ass' of his self, again !
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How short can PE shorts get ? - 'They always have to be above two feet !
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Why did the teacher turn on the lights ? - 'Cause her class was so dim' !
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How did the teacher break his arm ? - 'He did it on the school trip' !
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EVOLUTION !
'Who's taking the monkey out of life, then' ?
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Why should you never shake hands with an octopus ?
'You never know which one it uses to wipe it's bum !
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What comes from Italy, is tall, leans on one side ...
...is smothered in tomato and cheese ?
'The leaning tower of Pizza' !
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How do you know if you're being haunted by ghostly bottoms ?..
'You hear things go 'BUM' in the night' !
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Why did the ghosts get married ? - 'It was love at first fright' !
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What do phantoms love to eat ? - 'I scream' !
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Did you hear about the monster who
asked his mum if he could lick the bowl ? ...
'He was told to flush the chain like everyone else' !
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How do you confuse a thick monster ?
'Put him in a round room and ask him to sit in the corner' !
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Why are vampire dinner parties no fun ? -'Cos you only get a quick bite' ?
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What type of snakes do you find in your pantry ? - 'A Piethon' !
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Where would you find the most grapes in the world ?
'On the Grape Wall of China' !
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Knock, knock,! - "Who's there" ? - " LUKE", ! - 'Luke who', ?
"Luke, just open the darn door, now"
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep ?
'A WOOLY JUMPER'!
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What happened when the tiger ate the comedian ?
'It made him feel funny' !
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Why did the owl 'owl?
'Cause the woodpecker would peck 'er !
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What goes round and round and changes from black and white to grey?
'A Penguin in a cement mixer' !
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with an elephant?
'An egg as big as a dustbin' !
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Why don't frogs like to sit on double yellow lines?
'Cos they would get TOAD away' !
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* Basic's of Computing *
'Clean your computer - Then you won't get bogged down'!
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'Oh, Santa'!
'Put me off playing in the snow'!
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