Age: 16
Favorites Books: The Jungle Book, For Whom The Bell Tolls, Gone with the Wind, and Ariel by Sylvia Plath.
Movie: My Fair Lady & Les Miserables
TV Show: Malcom In The Middle
Hobbies: Acting, laughing, drinking tea, smelling roses, making pomander balls, studying French.
Favorite character in LotR: Eowyn and Gandalf.
All time best LotR/Actor fic you've ever read: Maya by V
Can you remember the VERY FIRST fan fic you ever read? A Harry Potter/Hagrid fic I stumbled onto by accident.
What's the first fic you ever wrote? That's classified information.
FanFiction.Net penname: Don't have one.
If I were a LotR creature I would a.... Unicorn.
Isabel and Diz's Highly Significant New Author's Survey
When you die and go to heaven, if there is a heaven, what do you want to hear God say to you when you get there?
"Bhudda's on his lunch break."
What's your favorite insult of all time? Calling someone a member of the Polish mafia.
What is the personal motto by which you live your life? "If you're still wearing your underwear, it's okay."
What's your favorite Ben & Jerry flavor? Chunky Monkey
What's your favorite invented porn magazine? In and Out -- Gay Hardcore Porn
What will you name your first child/living-organism-that-you-can-freely-name-above-the-age-of-eighteen? Beterli
What is the most hilarious curse word/phrase invented by humans? Fuckin' a!
What will your stripper name be? Desere Fringe
What's the funniest band name you can come up with? Shastafarians
Office Depot or Office Max? - Honestly, they both suck. I like Paper Zone.
Is OJ innocent or guilty, and does it even matter? Of course it fucking matters! He's guilty as the day is long, and I resent that bitch jury for letting a criminal back on the streets to make more Leslie Neilson movies!
The answer is 42, what's the question? How old am I really?
Stories by Dahlia
Wasted
How to Fuck a Mermaid
Undressing Rooms
Red Handed
