Name: Mary
Age: 18
Email: granola@spils.com
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Books: On the Road by Jack Kerouac
Movie: Err...too many to count? Currently? I just saw Empire Records for the first time. Faaantastic.
TV Show: Conan O'Brien
Hobbies: reading, writing, music.
Favorite character in LotR: Legolas
All time best LotR/Actor fic you've ever read: Im doing two. Cause there is sort of two catagories. Elencale (The Light of the Elves) by Taoist_Elf/Dolphin's Cry by Aelora
Can you remember the VERY FIRST fan fic you ever read?
Yeeep. It was called Wet and Wild and it was a Buffy fanfic. Laaawd, lawd.
What's the first fic you ever wrote?
What If. Once again, back in my BtVS days. Actually...I *think* it's called What If...
FanFiction.Net penname: N/A
If I were a LotR creature I would a....n Elf. I guess. But maybe half, so I could have a choice in my immortality.
Isabel and Diz's Highly Significant New Author's Survey
When you die and go to heaven, if there is a heaven, what do you want to hear God say to you when you get there?
Not sure I believe in God...but whomever or whatever would say, "Mary, the kitchen and library and record store are always open, the fields and forests and oceans are free, there is no such thing as time or goals. Go do whatever the hell you want. Oh, and Bob Dylan is two hours north, in the greener section of the Iana Pasture. Smokin' and he wants to share." WEEEE!
What's your favorite insult of all time?
I don't do insults. I do, "Yeah...well, fuck you!"
What is the personal motto by which you live your life?
Flow and Be. (surprise surprise, that is from a Dylan tune)
What's your favorite Ben & Jerry flavor?
Strawberry? Mint chocolate chip? I'm so original.
What's your favorite invented porn magazine?
Invented? What do you mean? Am I inventing it? Or has it already been invented? I've never gotten one actually, so I wouldn't know. My invention however would just be all LotR actors. Go figure.
What will you name your first child/living-organism-that-you-can-freely-name-above-the-age-of- eighteen?
Daaah. Err...I hate kids. But let me think. Maggie? That's sort of a cute name. I'm not sure. Want to know the thing I struggle with *most* in my stories though? Coming up with character names. I think Juliana took me a week to settle on.
What is the most hilarious curse word/phrase invented by humans?
"Oh man! What a bone!" I would think a boner to be a *good* thing.
What will your stripper name be?
Bloody Mary. AH HAHHAHA! Ew! Get me out of here! Looolita?
What's the funniest band name you can come up with?
I don't do funny either. I do random. "Orgasmic Gases"?
Office Depot or Office Max?
Uhh...Depot? I've never been to either.
Is OJ innocent or guilty, and does it even matter?
OJ is a nice juice I like to drink but that gives me stomach aches because it's so acidic. I like grapefriut juice. Fresh Samantha. YUummmm.
The answer is 42, what's the question?
How many Whoppers (The Original Malted Milk Balls) have I eaten while answering these questions?
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