Part 226
Inside the store, the two began searching the aisles for Sarah. They finally found her at the back of the store staring at the fresh seafood. She was completely engrossed in what she was looking at and never realized they were there.
Howie started towards her but AJ put his hand on his arm to stop him. He signaled Howie to stay quiet and AJ snuck up behind Sarah. Grabbing her around the waist, he picked her up and spun her around.
Sarah screamed but when she realized it was AJ, she said, "Damnit, Alex! Put me down."
AJ set her down as he and Howie laughed hysterically at the expression on Sarah’s face.
Sarah looked at both of them with her hands on her hips. "You two are MEAN! And you yelled at ME for scaring Becca and what do you do…the exact same thing!!"
Trying to contain his laughter, AJ said, "I couldn’t resist, ‘Tig’."
Sarah began to pout, as she looked at her husband loosing his battle to surpress his laughter. He said, "I thought you were getting ice cream, Angel."
"I was but then I…WOULD YOU STOP LAUGHING?! God…you two are pathetic." Sarah rolled her eyes and started off towards the aisle with the snacks on it.
AJ and Howie followed after her still giggling like teenage girls. As Sarah stopped to look at snacks, AJ grabbed a can of cheese spread. "MOMMY….can I have this?"
Sarah played along. "No…now put it back."
Howie whined, "But, Angel…think of all the fun we could have on the bus with it."
"Look, you two…BEHAVE or I’m gonna have to spank BOTH of you."
"Promise?" asked AJ raising his eyebrows.
"Yes."
"Oh goody!" and AJ took off down the aisle running sliding to a stop in front of the candy. "MOMMY! I want some candy!"
Howie grabbed a bag of chips and tossed them in the cart and Sarah said, "I TOLD you BOTH to behave! You just wait until I tell Daddy Kevin."
Both of them laughed as Howie pretended to be scared. "Please…. spank us, do anything you want to us…just DON’T tell Daddy Kevin!"
Sarah laughed and followed the two to the next aisle. That’s where the REAL fun began. This was the aisle with condoms and the lubricants along with miscellaneous other things and as the three worked their way down looking for the shaving cream Howie needed, they spotted an elderly couple standing near the condom display.
Being AJ, he couldn’t resist. He stopped at the display, picked up a package and asked, "Tigger, aren’t these the ones you liked last time?"
The elderly couple looked at the three with disgust and Sarah couldn’t resist. "No, the ribbed ones, Bone. We need to try something new this time though. Those last ones just didn’t hold up very well," she said pulling her shirt tight to reveal the small swell of her belly.
Howie piped up, "Are there any purple ones, Bone?"
AJ looked through them and said, "Nope, but they’ve got some pink ones."
"Naw…can’t do pink. Don’t forget the lubricant. Don’t need a repeat of last time. ‘Tigger’ was in pain for two days after the five of us got done with her."
The elderly couple left in a rush and the three started howling with laughter.
"You two are BAD!" giggled Sarah.
"Oh, and you aren’t?" teased AJ as he rubbed her stomach.
On the last aisle, they spotted the elderly couple again. AJ looked around to see that there wasn’t anyone else around and then nudged Howie pointing the elderly couple out to him. He whispered, "Kiss her…one of those long, lustful ones."
Howie took Sarah by the waist and pulled her into him pressing hard against her as he kissed her. Instinctively, Sarah ran her hands through his hair as her body melded to his and he slipped a hand between them to fondle her breast through her shirt.
AJ saw that the couple was watching so he pressed against Sarah from behind running his hand between her thighs and under her shorts. Sarah let out a whimper at AJ’s touch and the soft kisses he was placing along her neck.
Loud enough for the couple to hear, AJ growled, "D, no one’s around. We could take her here."
Sarah pulled back from Howie, aroused that they were doing this. Howie NEVER displayed this kind of stuff publicly. She looked into his deep brown eyes and realized he was aroused too. She purred, "I want you….NOW!"
The old lady barked, "SUCH TRASH! And you’re a married woman!! What would your husband say?"
Sarah hadn’t realized that anyone was watching but she didn’t let it throw her. "This IS my husband."
"Sinful…absolutely SINFUL…letting ANOTHER man touch you and such public displays! What are young people coming to these days!" and she stormed off.
When she was out of sight, Sarah slapped AJ. "THAT was uncalled for, ALEX!" she said reproachfully.
Sarah started down the aisle to get the ice cream she had originally come in for and Howie looked at AJ. "Don’t pull that stunt again, ‘J’…Hands off."
AJ apologized, "Sorry…I didn’t mean to overstep the boundaries. Think Sarah’s okay with it?"
Howie smirked, "Oh…she’s FINE with it! I honestly think she’d have dropped and done it right here."
AJ spotted two empty carts and grinned. "Time for cart races."
Howie laughed and the two men grabbed the carts. In a flash, they were racing down the aisle past Sarah who looked up in time to see AJ go careening into a display in an effort NOT to hit the young lady who had rounded the corner. Sarah realized immediately that the young lady was a manager of some sort and she shook her head in exasperation at the two ‘boys’ as they laughed hysterically.
Trying to clean up his mess, AJ looked up at the girl who had recognized them immediately.
"Uh…excuse me…BUT this is a grocery store…NOT a race track," reprimanded the manager.
Howie blushed with embarrassment but AJ didn’t miss a beat. He quickly read the name tag and said, "Velma…Sorry…we were just having fun."
Sarah had joined them and said, "We’ll pay for any damages."
"No…that’s okay. I was coming to check on something totally different. An elderly couple reported two guys and a girl getting ready to…"
AJ and Howie grinned knowingly and Velma realized it was them.
Embarrassed, Velma said, "Please, tell me it wasn’t you?"
Sarah said, "We’re really sorry if we caused any problems. Can we make it up to you with some autographs?"
"That would be wonderful. I’m a BIG fan of the Backstreet Boys."
Sarah looked at the guys. "Okay!! Clean up your mess and go sign some autographs before we get banned from this store."
"No…it can wait until you’re ready to leave…and I’ll get a stock boy to clean up this mess."
"Thank you, Velma," said Howie gratefully.
Velma walked away and AJ cracked up. "GOOD GOD! That old couple really thought we were gonna get nasty right here in the store."
Sarah glared at AJ. "Would you PLEASE behave until we get out of
here?"
AJ tucked his head and said softly, "I’m sorry, Sarah!"
Sarah softened as AJ cast her his puppy dog eyes. "Oh, STOP it! I hate it when you do that!"
"I know but it works. You can’t stay mad at me," laughed AJ. Then giving her a kiss on the cheek, "I’m sorry, Tigger."
"It’s okay. Come on! Let’s get out of here before you completely embarrass me."
As they stood waiting for the ones in front of them, Howie held Sarah around the waist and she leaned her head against his shoulder. All three listened quietly as the cashier and the bagger raved about the concert that night. They had obviously been to the show that night and the one the night before.
"Did you see AJ? He was absolutely HOT!" gushed Lex, the cashier.
"He was…but Howie…oh GOD, his hair was so….so…perfect," swooned KT. "His wife is SO lucky. She gets to run her fingers through it whenever she wants. God…what I wouldn’t give to do it just once."
"What about their daughter? She was so cute and the guys…you could tell they adore her."
"Daughter? She was there?"
"Last night! Nick brought her onstage during the encore when Sarah was there to give them the award they won at the VMA’s."
"God…I must have missed it. We left early to catch them at the after-parties. Someone had said Howie and Sarah were going to P Diddy’s party but I never saw them. God…Sarah is SOOOOOOO lucky. Can you imagine traveling day in and day out with five of the sexiest guys on the face of this earth?"
All three looked at each other smiling as they listened. Neither girl had looked up yet or realized they were standing there.
Sarah said casually, "It’s not that hard to resist Nick since he’s my best friend’s husband and Brian but Kevin and AJ are a different story."
The two girls looked up to see Howie and AJ standing there with silly grins. They put their arms around each other and chorused, "Hi…We’re the Backstreet Boys."
Sarah rolled her eyes. "You’ll have to forgive Frick and Frack…"
"HEY!" protested AJ with a hurt look. "We aren’t Brian and Nick!"
"Excuse me…Dumb and Dumber! They aren’t themselves tonight."
"Oh my god!" whispered Lex excitedly. Then with a sudden flush of red, she asked, "You heard what we were saying?"
Sarah smiled, "Yeah, but it’s cool. Look could you…" Sarah was interrupted by her cell phone but Howie answered it and she finished. "If you could get us through, the guys will sign autographs."
Howie hung up and said, "That was Kevin wondering where we were. We need to get going."
AJ said, "I’ve got pictures on the bus. I’ll run and get them while you guys finish here."
Twenty minutes later, autographs had been given, groceries bought and loaded on the bus, and good-byes said, the trio was back on the bus headed to the next town.