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2.27.2002 At 11:40:25 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Alright, I'm going to reconstruct the Georgetown results. Top teams... 9. NYU/Penn - Christian & Mike Cognato Speakers Top Novices Come on guys, help me fill in the blanks :) -K At 11:33:00 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... They wouldn't let me in :(:(:( I have to be stupid 21 to go in. Boooooooo. At 8:02:00 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Mary Prankster!! # At 6:51:04 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Hi James!!!!!# At 6:40:11 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... F O R G E: Patrick Nichols at his finest This has a fine analysis of running for APDAboard aganst No One. Which I don't know for sure, but the APDA rumor mill has it that I am currently unopposed. I'll have to tell you the advantages to voting for me over no one as well :) At 6:33:18 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Erin is worried about dartmouth person. I love Erin!! Random comment of the day. Also, no one was hogtying last night. Trust me :) # At 4:51:45 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Ok, so Emily turned me down too ;) I guess back to fundraising letters. # At 1:59:58 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Yay! Emily (Garin that is, Messner) is looking for feminist quotes for me! She also apparently doesn't have a partner for this weekend. What I should do is dump her boyfriend and ask her to debate - because I know exactly what its like to struggle and scramble for a partner every weekend - I've been doing it for 2 years. So Storey, let me know what you think? :-P Actually, its too bad Jenny found a partner - just to bring in the collisions that will occur this weekend even closer to home. She is debating with Liz Liedel, who as far as I know has never hooked up with or dated me (hopefully i'd know) Storey, Jenny or Emily. I'm sure the obsessive APDAweb people would find the connection between us. but that's ok. I was clean until Storey started dating Emily and NYU happened. Oh well - welcome to life. I'm just amusing myself with the small world we live in. At 1:41:55 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Why do I bother with this anyway? No one is going to listen to me, even when I'm right :) # At 1:28:36 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Now We're In A Real War . . . Isn't It Time To Abandon The War On Ourselves? Just continuing the anti-drug war links on my page. Why do I feel so strongly about drug use? There is one possible reason, but you know what? You're wrong on that one. I watch what drugs do to the people that they addict. It sucks - it ruins people's lives. So what does the government do to help them? Less than nothing. They are forced to sell, live in shame, move underground - there is little education on drugs except "Just say no" and our government not only subsidizes 'terrorist' efforts by forcing the drug price so high with prohibition, but also unfairly targets minority communities in order to say that they are making an effort against drugs. Prohibition was bad because it was the irish, italians, and germans drinking. When the mexicans had their marijuana and the chinese had their opium and the south americans (and the military) had their cocaine, that was bad because they were not traditional american immigrants. That's why we have the drug laws we do - founded and continually enforced in racism. Everything from "White boys only come in from the county to buy heroin" on Eldone avenue to the little box i have under the blogger button, our drug policy is horrific. Back to studying now. I promise. At 1:17:41 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... # At 1:15:27 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Take Action: Oppose New Drug War MDMA Bill Heres another petition that I support - just throwing it out there for you guys.... Thanks again Amy for linking to stuff off your site - I'll even fix the way your name is spelled in a minute... At 1:05:18 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Drug Czar Ad I finally got around to reading Amy's page, and discovered this gem. This was in USAToday and the Washington TImes a little while ago after the bullshit of the superbowl and newspaper ads. I am a big fan of this one. At 12:57:24 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... DC Fire Department, Internal report on hazardous materials training, August 2001 I was looking on my balcony, and saw a DCFD "Foam Unit" truck. Granted, I know that this is for hazmats, or so I assume, but I just thought it very funny. Washington DC Foam unit - fighting crime with suds. Enh, whatever, if you don't like it, go back to your regularly scheduled lives. At 11:02:03 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Feminist Quote of the DayCourtesy of Helen, we actually have 2... "A pedestal is as much a prison as any small space." -Gloria Steinem "We believe our most profound and potentially the most radical politics come directly out of our own identity, as opposed to working to end someone else's oppression. In the case of black women, this is a particularly repugnant, dangerous, theatening and therefore revolutionary concept because it is obvious from looking at all the political movements that preceded us that anyone is more likely for liberation than ourselves. We reject pedestals, queenhood, and walking ten paces behind. To be recognized as human, levelly human, is enough." -Combahee Women's Collective, 1977 At 10:02:17 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... If I ever ask anyone aside from Arthur if I have their vote or not, god help me. I'm not going to track my votes or not. Especially since I'm currently unopposed. I'm just going to smile, look pretty, and be a very very good candidate. Cause I am a good candidate. :) But I agree with Liz. And helen (which i told her individually, not just blog-blog responding) I'll help you be the resident feminist :) # At 9:42:40 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Which Chess Piece Are You? # At 9:25:19 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... This is the one I got... What Sex Toy Are You? I couldn't find any other options other than this one and the G-Spot dildo. Let me know if there is any more. BTW, eric did come home last night which was good :) At 12:06:19 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Boo. Its midnight and I don't know where my Eric is. # 2.26.2002 At 5:14:02 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... "Men may boast of the aristocracy of blood, may glory in the aristocracy of talent, and be proud of the aristocracy of wealth, but there is one aristocracy that must ever outrank them all, and that is the aristocracy of character; and it is the women of a country who help to mold its character, and to influence if not to determine its destiny; and in the political future of our nation woman will not have done what she could if she does not endeavor to have our republic stand foremost among the nations of the earth, wearing sobriety as a crown and righteousness as a garment and girdle." -Feminist quote of the Day: Frances Ellen Watkins Harper, "Woman's Political Future," 1893, Worlds Congress of Representative Women at the Columbia Exhibition in Chicago. # At 5:00:17 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Also, women should be able to wear whatever they want. For the discussion, see the WoFo notes or this. # At 4:59:08 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Holy God I am tired. Mary Prankster tomorrow night! But man, right now I'm tired and I get the *joy* of an SGA meeting. Woo. Hoo. Hoo. Why don't I just quit? Why do i continue to give a damn at all? At 8:30:02 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... From Erin tonight, with help, i assigned numbers to people , here are some of the results: carissa: 2 I don't know what these numbers mean. My lucky number is 4, so I don't know why mine is 8 and eric is 4 - hmm.... OR what denise, Liss and I all have in common - someone tell me :) Last night turned out more balanced than it seemed. At 12:46:45 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Angela is feeling emotionless. Dead inside. I entirely understand her. When I'm not about to curl up in tears, i feel that way. I know I'm not manic depressive, just depressed, and I havent taken my pills in days. But still, I hate being attacked, and fearing rumors and other stuff. Kevin said it right - there are real people on the other side of your political chessboard. Please remember that. "Please be careful of me, cause I'm sensitive and I'd like to stay that way." At 12:10:54 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I got hit....2307 :) # At 12:06:37 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Wow. 144 page views yesterday. Still, don't make me sad. 2.25.2002 At 9:19:37 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Wow-110 page views so far. Several from Yale. I wonder who. Good thing I'm such a nonconfrontational person. I totally buy what Emily was saying about passive agressive. I know that nothing is going to happen. All I know is that I want to hurt someone as bad as I have been hurt. Do you want me to stop running? Do you want me to quit? Why do you hate me to attack me through my friends? Please get a life. I'm in this because I love this. I throw my heart and soul in it because I love it. Please don't take that from me. This is all I've got - I'm going to be doing this for the rest of my life. Please don't ruin it for me, especially since I have no idea why you would want to hurt me personally. "You got something you need to say you better say it 'cause you won't get another day." "As we go on, we remember, To all of you out there who are wonderful, continue to do so :) Now I'm down and off to cry. At 6:17:06 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... So this studying thing isn't going to well. Now I'm reorganizing my music folders - which for some reason, reformatting did not delete. Which is fine, but weird... "Don't drink, don't smoke, At 3:30:10 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... All I can say is watch out. I am the wrong person to fuck with because I have absolutely nothing to lose. Except respect. And since I don't respect myself, why on earth should i care about losing that? So please, just try. If you know what this is about, good. Then you'll get the message. If not, I love you :) "Don't fuck with me. Don't you lie to me. At 3:28:17 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... "Cause i'm young, and I'm hip - so beautiful...I'm going to be a supermodel... I didn't eat yesterday, and I didn't eat today, and I"m not going to eat tomorrow. because I'm going to be a supermodel..." -Jill Sobule, Supermodel # At 9:44:09 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... # At 9:15:44 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I wanted to thank everyone who tries to give me a shoutout when I'm sad. Its really nice waking up in an empty apartment and seeing people who actually give a damn about me taking the time to let me know :) So thanks to Renee, Erin, Christian, and Carissa. I'm ok now, i guess... The only thing that keeps me from suicide sometimes is thinking that maybe I might make a few people sad. This is from Christian... At 9:13:10 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... An observation from Pat Nichols. Replace finance with Ops, and you'll see my opinion, too... "Lately, I've been thinking about APDA office, and why the hell I'm running for VP Finance. Phil claims the whole thing is nothing but popularity contest, that the board doesn't actually do anything, and so forth. At times, I tend to agree -- its not like you change lives or shape earth-shaking policy, but I'd like to think that the board can make a difference - or at the very list, be more competent than it has been in the past. I'm too apathetic to campaign much, but I'd like to think that many of the schools who may vote for me will actually think about my qualifications, rather than just vote on random issues like the region I'm from." And I'm a hard core southerner from the pot-smoking south. Just another quote from someone who may not think before he says anything, kind of like me. But I like Pat. Max, can he be in on our "Let's laugh at all this" deal? Anyone else who would like to be is also welcome :) At 9:06:04 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Happy 21st Birthday Kelle!!!!Since I don't have the money to go out and visit, or even long distance with which to call you, I'll just have to leave you myriad ims... I love you :) have a good 21st. This is nice :) Thank you to Renee. At 12:59:03 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Thank you guys so much for coming to my page yesterday - 111 visitors, and one from hong kong :) # At 12:14:44 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... James & Emily Messner's Picture Gallery Wedding pictures!! luckily not many of me, because I am no where near photogenic or attractive. 2.24.2002 At 11:50:43 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Create your own Quiz!!! # At 11:29:43 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I'm very glad that Max is finally becoming open with himself and coming out of the closet. One day he will realise that the only and best way to be is to not discriminate on the basis of sex. Oops, I guess since Molly reads this blog I just came out to my sister. Oh well. More so, I've decided to adopt Jenny as another little sister. I feel that way :) Its fun. At 11:12:20 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... At 3:52:56 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Eric is..... At 3:28:29 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Personal Profile This is my colorgenics profile - which is actually 100% on target. So Max, maybe its not just bullshit. :) At 3:19:07 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Since Storey won't talk to me much except through this medium, could someone tell him that I am not attacking him for going to Yale - I can have pride in how wonderful american is and reflect what people have told me about Yale. There were people who disliked American. I don't know who, but there must have been someone. I'm glad Yale gave out those trophies. I walked out of American with a coffee can with a hole in it and a rose :) much more ghetto, but we're po'. :) But it was ok - we had fun, and I'm glad people enjoyed it. I discover that I throw my heart and soul and mind and body into running a tournament. That's why I take it so seriously, and I love that. I like throwing that all into debating, which is why Aaron should come to UMBC. Because then we can do that, and have just massive amounts of fun doing it :). PS - I love Eric. :) At 3:14:53 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Tee hee hee... I'm tinkerbell!! I'm so excited! I like bieng a tiny pixie, with wings and the ability to make other people fly too. Then I really would take Jenny to places she had never been before ;). At 1:50:45 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Hi storey! He keeps looking at my page - the yale kids, too! I hope you guys had fun too :) Tee hee hee... I'm in a sailing good mood. # At 1:43:18 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... American really was the greatest tournament ever - you guys just dont believe me :) Ask anyone who went :) # At 1:30:50 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... American was the greatest tournament ever. I'll even put the results here. And I'm going to annotate them... 27 Teams, 53 speakers, 23 novices Novice Speakers Novice Teams Speakers Teams 10.UMCP A Toohey/Jennings 3-2 258/20 **Please note: UVA had to leave early and pull out just before quarterfinals for unavoidable reasons. They should have broken as the 2nd seed, but instead recieve ninth place, and everyone else moved up a seed. Congrats to Amanda and James.** 9. UVA A Griffin/Layman 4-1 262/17 *the 2 seed!* Breaking to Quarterfinals 4. AU Threesome Matt McMillan (Yay ironman) 3-2 259/22 *This was sooo great* 2. UMCP B McNamara/Kates 3-2 258.33/22.67 *7 (8) seed* And on a 10-2 judges decision and a 2-3 floor vote, for a 12-5 decision... 1. Ambiguously Gay Duo Mayo-Wilson/Mayer-Cesiano 3-2 258.33/23 *The 8, we mean 9th, seed :)* But yay them - Max was wearing democracy. :) 2.23.2002 At 3:06:17 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... American is going absolutely wonderfully... Its such an absolutely wonderful tournament. All you guys who aren't there are missing a fabsulous time. Lots of Speciality. Lots. I'm off to do math, check tab cards... My during-tournament depression is setting in... I hope it doesnt click. At 3:05:51 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... The Miniature Earth From Kelle's profile. I need to be a better friend. 2.22.2002 At 11:51:50 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... So much tiredness.... But this is the least strssed i've ever been before a tournament ever. 43 judges, 27 teams? Who knew? :) And no worry about housing, either. But I'm off to American - where threesomes are encouraged - size does matter -- small tournaments are more fun :) See you guys there! If not, I'm never speaking to you again ;) 2.21.2002 At 5:08:00 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Wow-whole lotta people been looking at my site while i was in class. I did yesterday have 78 visitors, i have 77 as of right now--eish. I don't think I'm all that interesting, boys and girls, and now im just trying to run some stuff together for tab tomorrow. Outtie. # At 9:11:09 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I've discovered that it takes a lot to offend me these days. I mean, I was ridicukously upset at worlds, and I can get ridiculously upset, but unless you are directly attacking me as an individual, I'll be cool with whatever you are saying. I view that as a good quality to have. Also, cleaning your dorm room totally changes your perspective. My life feels like its more in order. All because I cleaned my 7'X11' space? Quite possibly because my computer works again too. Enh, we'll see. Also, as a third and final bit, thanks for tying with my high yesterday guys, of 78 pageviews. I don't know what is sending my pageviews thru the roof, but I've had 58 (!) so far today (and its quarter after 9). Christ, this should be weird. By the way, last call for American! :) At 8:36:51 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Ok, so I took the which greek goddess are you test? And here's the funny part... I am so cool I am not only a goddess, but three goddesses...
She's cool - I like her...
I guess if I'm going to be a stripper, Aphrodite is a good one to have around. And since not many people are going to American, I'm going to have to be a stripper. I want the party on a boat!
Hestia - I guess I'm getting more domestic in my old age. Augh. At 8:28:39 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Which Evil Criminal are You? Congratulations, you're Elizabeth Bathory! Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth. Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities. More useless quizzes...but its morning, and I dont have anything else to put on right now. At 1:31:39 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... W3rd up dawg. I be da flyest Jesus of them all. Sure, I may sing pop music in a group with a bunch of sissy white boys, but it brings in the bling-bling. And like any good savior, I get all the virgins I want for eternity. Take the What Jesus Would You Be? Quiz This is what Jesus Eric is. Just pointing it out for amusement's sake. At 1:28:01 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY STOREY!!!!!! Closer to the real time, i guess ;) this is the best i can do for now...see everyone next weekend - tho im not talking to anyone who's not coming to american who reads my log. ITs going to make debating with storey at UVa very interesting :) At 1:26:59 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I have no idea what this mean....
At 1:16:03 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I'm pissy. Very. # 2.20.2002 At 1:28:36 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Now someone keeps looking at my page from Yale - I should be studying, or at least writing something interesting on here. But nope. No such luck. Deal with my boringness. # At 1:15:23 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I mean that. Except Erin. Cause she's got a good excuse. # At 1:08:44 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... If you don't come to American, I may not speak to you again. # At 12:06:28 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... IF anyone is reading this webpage, and not coming to American, you had better have a damn good excuse. Please sign my guestbook to that effect, or e-mail me. I'm mad, and I want people to go. # At 11:33:14 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Someone is looking at my page from Harvard now... who? :) How? :) # At 11:29:51 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Thank you very much guys for checking out my page yesterday...78 hits :) Hopefully I'll get my computer fixed tonight and I can do more rampant publishing, not from the SGA office. love, kate At 11:28:03 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Greatest University Ever. So, I'm going to post on that annoying list that Lauren hates if more people don't sign up for American. I'm sick and tired of people whining that no one comes to their tournaemnts when no one is willing to go to someone's first tournament - i.e. American, W+M - I'm real upset. I'm throwing my all into this (well, all i got right now) and coming up short. If Yale is a 20 and American can't break 25, then I'll be furious. 2.19.2002 At 3:43:33 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Alright, I was going to be productive. Guess not. Going to class! At 3:23:49 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... gag me. i'm at school. for a while. but i want my internet to work in my dorm!!! i'm going to get it to work if its the last thing that i do. more on this after my class. At 9:41:52 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I got both of these. Take the What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be? Quiz # At 9:22:26 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Fun hits today - got more hits from Brazil - don't know who that is, but s/he finds me amusing :) and singapore. hi out there! As well as Upenn, Yale, Smith, Haverford, Princeton, GW, American, and the normal crew. I am also on track for like 127 visitors today - wow. Alright - now I'm off to try to find the recovery disk for my computer so i can try to make it work. -k At 9:19:19 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Screw comments. They messed up my page. E-mail me if you have something to say. # At 9:17:22 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Added a brand new comments section - lets see if it works. # At 7:28:24 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Ugh. Feel like death on stick. no perfect attendance for me this week. i go back to bed. i go to my important classes - skip macksheltons and jennys # At 1:01:10 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... "I don't know if I like blogger." -Eric # At 1:00:53 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Last one for the night... So I had Eric change his alarm from 8:15 to 7:30. Then 7:25. Then move his clock ahead one minute. Then 7:20. I then asked him to change it again, and he proclaimed he didn't have to (as i asked him to change it to 7:19, and he had moved it ahead one minute). He then began to prance around the room, almost boooping back and forth and singing "I beat you, I beat you" - laughing, as if he had outsmarted me. what he hasn't noticed is that I had him change his alarm 3 times and his clock time once. Hmm.... night! now I'm off to enjoy my time under the patriarchy - or else I better, or I'll become a full-time lesbian. At 12:41:51 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... jenny, nothing to flip out about until there is something to flip out about. Someone else, tell Jenny that tournaments are easy to run :) Or maybe i'm the only one who thinks that. Eric is finally off of the video game - I'm off to be entertained. hopefully with sex. At 12:41:16 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Ps - I hope Storey is ok - you know i'm worried about you. # At 12:40:27 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Storey keeps looking at my page...hi! unless someone else at princeton is. Eric is about to clean our room! We cleaned the living room last night! it looks pretty and without furniture. but its nice - i'm making puertorican wontons for american :) At 12:22:40 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Its so neat to see Eric smiling over there. he's playing his game, i'm chilling on here. I am finally for tonight not actually depressed (you couldnt tell from here, but earlier, i was shaking and near tears - i just couldnt deal). And Jilly - I will NOT marry shane unless Eric breaks my heart beyon repair. I am in love with what I got :) Finally This is for Aaron, Jeff, and Storey - and Alex Simpkin, too. At 12:04:54 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Thank you guys so much for helping me break my record - ok, so I put a lot of effort into it to, but seriously. American is going to be the greatest tournament ever. Yale is coming. Fordham is coming. UMBC is coming. Vulva University is coming. More details to come. 2.18.2002 At 11:11:19 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Alright, so i've got 55 minutes and need 10 hits in order to make this my number one day...come on guys!!!! :) If vulvas dont sell, what will? # At 11:08:03 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Vulva University Registration so tell me - what problem does Eric have with this? why should he have a problem with this? im so confused. At 11:04:33 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... bleh. I want to talk to storey. no real reason why, i just feel like i havent in a while. which i havent, you know. but ill let him enjoy his break with emily :) i hope everyone is having a good week. im going off to read some feminist philosophy, or maybe some stuff on the history of racism. At 7:21:50 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Welcome to yOni Wow. This is neat. "The yOni is the most utterly feminine part of woman, mysterious and hidden, soft, receptive and embracing. In ancient languages the word for yOni also means 'sacred place'." That's all i got to say. At 7:19:08 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... The yOni bookstore Wondrous Vulva Puppet - celebrating feminine sexual anatomy If you go further down the page you'll see what's so funny about this - the Yoni is the sacred symbol of female creative power. I'm looking for a symbol of it now. At 7:15:47 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Vulva Puppet Gallery Vulva puppets! More explaination, go to this crazy list. More props out to Aaron. At 1:11:26 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Well see? new look, new attempt at keeping it updated. I remember years ago (around 20 months ago in fact) when I used to banter back and forth with people on the webblogs. Well, I think those days are past - check out the group blog if you want to see that - but there is still a value in keeping this updated. Right now, I just want to give some belated shoutouts - first, congrats to Max and Amanda - they were wonderful throughout that whole weekend - including a fabulous performance in quarters. Next, and most importantly, Aaron is the greatest person ever. "SouthWestern Illinois College - stands for smoking weed in class" "the LO definitely did not make a boob of herself" I can't even remember what else - but he gave me one of the most fun weekends - definitely the most fun I've ever had at Penn - and probably ever will :) Anyways, I'm off to play with some more things ---OOH!!!! NO! I forgot the most important part - new post for that. At 12:55:55 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Alright, new look, new day - let's see how this goes... # At 12:05:09 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... That's right, the woman is SMARTER! Just seeing if this will let me publish. # At 10:51:28 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I haven't been updating this regularly, and I know the site is screwy - I'm going to fix it today, I promise. # 2.15.2002 At 9:33:35 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Happy late birthday rahul and shoshi, and both of you, tho not together, should come to American. # At 9:33:08 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Man, perfect attendance really fucks with you bloggability. But I have perfect attendanc!! Iand now I'm going to Penn. When I get home, I promise to fix this page cause it sucks. I'm sorry. # 2.13.2002 At 12:42:47 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... "You're missing the point of 'not wearing anything but the Mardi Gras beads.'" Happy Carnivale! # 2.10.2002 At 6:09:36 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... A New, Improved UbercreepFrom Here... The White House confirmed that Vice President Dick Cheney exploded today, an apparent victim of bad tacos and faulty pacemaker power supply circuitry. The vice president had just finished lunch at an undisclosed location and was mapping out plans to keep at least five miles from the Infant in Chief, making it less likely that the veep would be infected by chronic malapropism and a belief in talking caterpillars. Suddenly, according to undisclosed aides, the vice president gasped, grabbed his stomach and "just blew apart." According to one aide, Cheney's clothing, flesh and internal organs exploded in a roughly circular pattern and splattered the walls and ceiling of the undisclosed location. The vice president's viscera then dripped slowly to the floor, turning first to primordial ooze, then to dust, and then vanishing completely. "In most movies I've ever seen, that's only possible if the dead guy is at least several hundred years old, and even then you usually need to put a stake through his heart," said anatomist and forensic pathologist Dorian Grey, speaking from an undisclosed location. Fortunately for the vice president, Scott Adams' speculation that Cheney had crossed the line between human and cyborg proved prophetic. The explosion revealed a titanium endo-skeleton powered by servomotors and directed by complex computer circuitry. His feet are now small tractor treads for all-terrain navigation and his eyes bright red LEDs. He was able to mimic speech using a computerized voice synthesizer, much as he did in life. As the user manual for the new, improved Cheney puts it: "The core of the engine is a finite-state automata machine, which persists state and data for fully atomic failure recovery." Impressive stuff. According to cardiologists at an undisclosed location, today's episode underscores the need for effective electrical shielding to contain shorts and arcs in implanted cyborg body parts. Gastroenterologists and electricians at another undisclosed location speculated that a short in wires or contact points used to connect the battery pack that powered Cheney's pacemaker/defibrillator may have ignited explosive methane gas trapped in the vice president's intestines after a lunch delivered to an undisclosed location from a nearby, undisclosed fake Mexican fast food restaurant whose initials are Taco Bell. "This is a time to watch what we eat, watch where we eat it," said Ari Fleischer as he wiped small pieces of Cheney from his lapels and glasses at a hastily called news conference at an undisclosed location. The conference was poorly attended because its location was not disclosed, Fleischer said, although CNN managed to send 37 reporters, three camera crews, several sound trucks and a helicopter to make sure its slack-jawed, pizza-chomping, beer-saturated viewers didn't miss a single word of Ari's little five-second homily. "GURRRRP," said Mike Doddsworth, a maintenance man at a West Cretinsbug, Tenn. mobile home park, finishing off his fourth Miller Lite of the morning. "That Andrea Thompson is some bitchin babe. I used to watch NYPD to see if she'd take her clothes off, but I musta missed that episode." At 5:59:55 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I love Eric Benson. The allstar basketball game is kind of silly. # At 5:56:36 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I love making fun of Dick Cheney. At 5:55:51 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Ok, Evan, all better now. # At 5:55:38 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... As much as I was sad by some things in my post two previous to this one, I've gotten over it. I think its sad, but whatever. I am upset when people personally attack me. i wear my heart exposed, not on my sleeve, but right where it should be, in the middle of my chest. People can (and do) stab it all the time. I usually let it roll off, but it still hurts. # At 12:53:44 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Using the Backtab can save time BTW, Arthur was light-years off this weekend. At 12:46:34 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Home and exhausted. "I don't speak 124s." Heard by someone this weekend. Someone who could speak 124s, and I can and do speak 124s and I'm better than he is. It was going so well. And then - then - I can't say anything, but I was very sad. Not at any outcome, but by how it came about, and how it made two beautiful people sad. 5000+ years of background vs. 8 minutes - now i'm not personally mad at anyone, (and anyone who reads between the lines needs to know that I'm not mad at anyone). I was just sad for two of my friends. There are other ways to do it, and maybe i'm just old school. Well, I am. Aside from all that - Erin went 3-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could do the "Erin went 3-1" dance over the internet, but I dont think that it would work. She was great all weekend. And even though Ryan announced my speaker award as "blah, blah - ok its just Kate Myers" I'll forgive him for it. In a totally seperate note, G-town ought to post results. Also, telling Eric about stuff that he needed to know about worked well. And finally - Jesus fucking Christ EOF. Jesus fucking christ. Jesus fucking christ. I'm off to go collapse in tears. 2.8.2002 At 8:52:21 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Still devestated about GoldenBear. Leaving for NYU in 20 mnutes. :sigh: # At 6:59:58 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Last night was the worst night in the world. GoldenBear ran away. I want to cry. I am absolutely crushed. This weekend is going to suck lots. # 2.7.2002 At 8:36:39 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I'm at GW's practice. And kind of bored. But its good - erin is wonderful, and she's debating with me :) # At 6:12:54 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I want people to look at my website today, because I want to surpass 70 visitors for the day. That would make this my highest hit-day thus far. I have been getting hits from Brazil, etc. What I should do, is put something interesting on here, but nope - don't feel like it :) Just look at the page. # At 5:18:59 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I love Kevin. I love Lindsay. I dont have anything more to say of that, but i wish people would learn to live with each other - :( # At 5:07:40 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Nothing to say, except.... Hi!# 2.6.2002 At 8:28:54 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Komikwerks Check out the author :) Cats crusading for Justice. At 5:47:16 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... So I found this online here. Obviously, the "Josh" and "Georgetown" part grabbed me, as Spring of 2001 is when Josh studied abroad. I dont know who this guy is - but weird. Jan 20, 2001 11:49 AM | link | email " At 10:46:11 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Not only does GoldenBear have a travel webpage, but he also has a blog! I know, I'm silly. But he's wonderful. # At 10:44:20 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Molly's been reading my page, and she has a drama too. # At 10:42:32 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I didn't mean to do that. I want breakfast. But its too late. Stupid univerisites. I don't understand how we can have 167 active organizations on campus and only have 63 spots at an "involvement fest." So I came all the way up to school, stayed over last night, went crazy, want to cry, don't want to be here, all for nothing. I hate this. Boooo. At 10:39:01 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I want to go home I dont want to be here why dont i just go i need to see nancy. real badly. i wont do anything productive with her, but i think i will i have to let myself. i hate this i hate myself i dont know why im here # 2.5.2002 At 7:29:18 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Wow. I'm tired. I'm a big fan of anything before the sun rises. Or also rises. Either way. About the people who formerly were cute, i have no opinion. I love them both, and that means i have no opinion. I do have an opinion about something, however. So there's this ring. Not a diamond, a lab created sapphire. Its pear-cut, pretty, two tiny diamonds on either side, white-gold, and looks great in a 7.5 on my left (or right, but left) hand. Its on sale until Wednesday. How do I communicate that I want it more than anything to Eric? Accepting suggestions. By the way, leaving an away message has already been suggested. As has leaving several away messages, lending him the money, stealing his credit card, promising to wear nothing but the ring for a week have also been suggested. It doesn't even have to be a promise ring. It just would be nice. I'd still wear it on my left hand and freak him out. But maybe I shouldn't have told him that. We both like the ring, too. 'Sides, he just got me the bag of love. Its a beanbag that talks and says in a real funny voice "i love you." So I'm just being a demanding bitch. I told him to propose to me in his senior speech too. He didn't buy that one either. Mainly because he only makes $9 per hour. But anyway, I must go to school. I'm in trouble if I don't. 2.4.2002 At 8:47:52 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... AlterNet -- Pricey Prime Time Propaganda Terrorists don't drink alcohol. At 3:45:14 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... JoJo the Dolphin Erin and I are the Turks and Caicos for NYU, and this is our mascot. Check out Jojo!!!!! I love the Caribbean!! At 11:52:15 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Jenny is wonderful. Taking care of me - this will pass, i know. # At 10:08:35 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... WIL WHEATON DOT NET Melanie Online - First Peek Home These are this random set of people's weblogs. check out especially Melanie Griffiths Avalon. Wow. Still unable to truly function. love, Kate At 9:56:36 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Ugh. That about settles it. # At 9:42:49 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... I just wanted to point out that I got a hit from New Zealand. i'll fix the spelling later. Now back to your regularly scheduled drug-induced haze. Remember Ashlee with the pill bottle, Stor? That's how I feel. Only serious. # At 9:38:48 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Eire Duck's Introspection I wonder who he's referring to in 31 January. I assume not me, cause its not like anyone gives a damn about me. I'm sorry, I just feel abandoned these days. Even though I do most of the abandoning, I just feel that way. I'm overanalysing, etc. Its driving Eric nuts - but I have no confidence, no reason to keep going. The one person who did give me a shout of of empathy, you know who you are, and it meant a lot - ill talk to you more this week when im less hectic, not that you will be comprably, but you get the idea. Wanting to curl up and cry when you have to go be advised, go to class, and do all that sort of stuff sucks. Maybe I just will. Maybe I'll just give in. I should take my medicine though. Holy god. Its especially hard since Eric is in bed, having called out sick - we had a car honking (one continuous honk) for 3 hours last night, which i slept straight through, but Eric couldn't. For all he talks, he not a very heavy sleeper - once i get there, I am. I would like to be there again. Sleep postpones pain. It does! Its wonderful... Back later. At 1:55:44 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Eric was....
Funny, huh? Both hot. 2.3.2002 At 5:20:24 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... GoldenBear went to Philly, lots of new pictures....they'll be developed soon. now off to the superbowl. # At 3:28:08 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... CNN.com - Gates, Bono, unveil 'DATA Agenda' for Africa - February 2, 2002 I have to agree with denise - this is wonderful. It sounds like something out of the onion, but its true and cool, too. At 3:27:26 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Wowie! You are Redensek! You are techy yet cute, and pretty much all around cool. Everyone loves you! You're fun, popular, and can mold yourself to fit right in to any situation. At 3:26:40 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Wowie! You are The Kids! You are very strange, aren't you? You're way out their doin' whatever juvenile thing floats your boat. Cool. At 3:25:31 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... More useless quizzes....
I took it again, and this was funny.... Wowie! You are Times New Roman! You may set the standard for many things, but you aren't really very interesting and many consider you to be ugly/a waste of space. At 1:47:14 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... So I took this test, a silly one, and got this...
Then I changed my last answer, to get...
And she's hot.
# At 1:41:34 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... so now we're home and im sleepy even though i slept all night and i dont feel like making sentences or sense and i just deleted 896 e-mails from my box of 3400ish and wow. I'm going to post more later, but I have to wake Eric up. 2.1.2002 At 3:58:55 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... Lexie doesn't know it yet, but I'm bringing her readings for her cases. I plan on finishing the feminist negative on the bus with Eric. But we're off to Philadelphia for the weekend. Well, for tomorrow night. I'm not going home, I'm just going to judge for my girls. If you need to reach me, call my cell phone. Have a great Saturday! # At 2:38:01 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... And again. Which drink are you? # At 2:36:31 PM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... So I took the test again. Which drink are you? # At 10:47:26 AM Kate Myers went nuts and said..... And there will be no more pain I am putting myself through the wringer. I'm trying to make myself cry cause I need to. I dont even know why I am - all I know is that I have to. I won't ever recover from this, i know. I need to make myself realize this every now and again - I'm never going to grow up past a certain age in some ways. My freshman year sucked in so many ways. But Jesus Christ. |