Summers 2001, 2002 and amazingly 2003!
Dagsworthy Street in "The Perch"
Residence: Bal'mer, MD
Vital Stats:
That big guy with a shot of
Tuaca
in his hand, talking into a cell phone in a plastic ziploc baggie.
Hobbies
Drinking
Rapping
Drink more
Exploding things with firecrackers
Traveling to
South of the Border
to purchase his trademark firecrackers
Watching "Fletch".
Pick-Up Line:
"Can I see your scar?"
Semi-Famous Quotes:
"I'm straight outta Pikesville..."
"I've just been so busy, what with all the drinking an all..."
"It's a phone condom."
"You should get a dog with no legs. You could take it for a drag."
"Hey, I think Nicci's going to bring 'Fletch' back with her"
"Let's see what happens if we explode it on the table." (see also, "Why Nicci will never leave Phil unattended in Dewey for 2 days")
"Nicci, did you bring 'Fletch'?"
"Let's all watch 'Fletch'!"
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Last modified: July 15, 2003
