Q: What's the difference between a Porcupine and a Porsche owner?
A: With a Porcupine, the prick is on the outside!

Q: What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
A: Popeye almost killed him!

Q: What's the difference between a pervert and a kinky person?
A: A pervert uses a feather, a kinky person uses the whole chicken!

Q: How can you tell a head nurse?
A: She's the one with the dirty knees!

Q:What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
A:Speed bumps.

Q:What is the lightest thing in the world?
A:A penis...even a thought can raise it.

Q:What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A:Erection Sets.

Q:Where do fags park?
A:In the rear.

Q:What does a female snail say during sex?
A:Faster, faster, faster!

Q:What is the noisiest thing in the world?
A:Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.

Q:What's red and blue with a long string?
A:A smurfette with her period.

Q:Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
A:He was playing with too many strokes.

Q:What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A:A pubic hair.

Q:Define "Egghead:"
A:What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

Q:How can you tell if you have acne?
A:If the blind can read your face.