After hearing about my good fortune last week, I was in a celebratory mood and wanted to sit down and enjoy a cigar. Too bad I have no idea when the trip to London is and for how long so it's not like I officially won anything yet. So when I got home, I wanted to rejoice but I still had my big audition to worry about so I couldn't smoke a cigar due to fears of a raspy smoky voice the next day. So I continue on with the week and I have not received a call yet from the radio station with more prize info or from Law & Order for a callback. I just wanna smoke that damn cigar!
A-Rod is a Yankee and he promises to bring a championship to NY.
Charlize Theron is magnificent in "Monster"
Mel Gibson's "The Passion" will spark anti-semitism against the Jews
Don't Believe the Hype.
I can see it now, the "Ken Griffey Curse." A season ending injury plaguing the lineup making the Yankees one game short of a World Series title. At least we beat Boston.
Who wants to see a hottie look like a trailer trash man for ten bucks when I see that everyday on the subway for free.
We don't need a movie to do that. Who cares anyway? No normal people I know want to see the movie. If I do, I guarantee I will not be sober.
Disclaimer: I am Chinese, therefore part of a minority group, thus granting me immunity from being prejudice.
Chew's or Lose
Downloading music is not a crime.
It's those damn Idiots who incorrectly name files that should be tortured.
(EXAMPLE: Naming the file "Coldplay" when the song is obviously by "U2")
I would install a urinal in my bathroom so I can pee straight when The Morning Missile (AKA: Morning Wood) strikes.
A Note for the Ladies: It is difficult for us to aim into the toilet when the cannon is shooting for the sky.
Solution: Party like Hell!
Exhibit A
My Grand Prize Winner Evidence
Courtroom
Free Dumb