Chronicles T42: Tea Four Two
Well, it's supposed to be "Tea for Two" in London in the near future but KROCK hasn't called me yet with any Grand Prize details. Those Damn Bastards! WLIR would never pull this shit on me! Boy do I miss the Good Old Days when radio stations would give you prizes if you won.
Do I look like a Dummy to you?
Violence Cells
I had no intention of paying money to watch Mel Gibson's new church flick "THE Passion of THE Christ" until I saw a review about it on the news. It was some weak stomach girl reporter who said watching the movie made her body cringe followed by a clip of Jesus getiing his skin ripped apart by the Romans over and over again. Wow, that reminds me of Braveheart! Maybe this is sort of a sequel since Mel Gibson is involved. Now I wanna go see it but...Do you think it would be sacrilige to watch it stoned and/or drunk?
Inside the Brain of Chewness...
Everytime I see someone with one long fingernail, I can automatically tell what kind of person they are...
A Nosepicker!
HUMBLE MOMENT: When you are in a rush to get in touch with someone and you wind up getting that damn instructional voicemail message giving you the option of leaving a callback number. Can't I just leave my number with my voice message!
(I want my 8 seconds of wasted life back)
Closer...Well, I finally got that call from KROCK but they still haven't made me feel like a Grand Prize Winner yet. They told me the dates I would be in London but also said I may need to take extra days off from work. Oh, and that nothing is definite yet. So where does that leave me?...Here in New York with no clue!
League of Doom
Hall of Justice
Wow, That was Sum41!
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