The work week is over and life has not changed much from last week. But as Kevin Chew says, "The bigger the workload, the bigger the reward." So spend these precious weekends partying as hard as you can because...this is your Life cycle and the weekend is the only chance you have to do something eventful.
The Passionfruit
After seeing the Passion, I have this to say...
The best part is when Jesus is getting tortured and the people in the movie theatre react by exclaiming, "Jesus Christ!"
They should have cast Mel Gibson as God, Danny Glover as the Devil and Joe Pesci as Jesus
It has a cheesy Hollywood ending that should have been followed by the words, "Jesus II: The Second Coming"
It is the type of movie that will make the annoying talkers in the theatre shut their traps.
You won't think the annoying cell phone in the theatre is part of the movie, even though I still did.
The subtitles come on early enough so you can read them and then watch the scene, even though most of the movie is the sound of flesh ripping...and flatulance
How to Get a Nice Ass...Hold in your farts and let your butt muscles do the work. In weeks, your fat ass will turn into a tight fart retarder.
How I Look Busy at Work...I write the Chronicles (so at least I am typing), leave two file cabinets open (so I look like I am multi-tasking)and spread papers all over my desk (so I can grab a file in case anyone is checking up on me). I do this all while intently staring at the computer screen and taking deep breaths (I learned that from George Castanza)
Since the train smells like piss, vomit and sweat anyway...I find that it is the one place I can release my flatulance and get away with it. So if I am standing and you are seated with your face near my butt, beware, that is the price you pay for sitting down and making me stand.
The secret to pain is...once you stop feeling it, you can start using it
-Freddie Kruger
Why must we dismantle democracy in order to export it to other countries
-Ad on the Subway
HUMBLE MOMENT: When your weiner goes out of control during pee-pee time and sprays on your favorite magazine lying next to the bowl. I just rip the tainted cover off.
The Old Link Routine
Homey
Tea 42
Play Nintendo Duck Hunt
