KROCK has done it again. They turned a Grand Prize trip to see Coldplay into a Grand Anal Itch. They originally told me I was leaving March 24th to the 28th, so when they sent me an email as to when the plane was leaving, it said the 17th to the 21st. I quickly panicked and called the station to straighten out this confusion. The guy tells me, "Yeah , we moved it up a week." Gee thanks?! So as of now, we are going to London but who knows if Coldplay will be there when we are. Not to worry though, I still plan on having a Kevin Chew Chronicles 45 (This Time in English)
Yin Loves Yang.
Yang: When it is the same two friends every week
"I got tongue!"
Fan of the Week:
Well, it has been a while since we had a "Fan of the Week" but I guess that only increases the Honor. This week's award goes to my Chi Phi Brother, Marc Chin. I don't think I have ever spoken on the phone with him in my entire life and out of the blue, he calls me on my cell phone during Office Slave Hours for the sole purpose of asking me for my website address...Then he hung up. Now that's a Fan!
What's Wrong with this Picture?
...Nothing?
When you question flushing the toilet because you had an Unworthy Piss session...meaning you thought you had a dunk but only dribbled. Screw the whales, I'm flushing if I spit mucus into the bowl (Well...someone might think it's semen and get the wrong impression about me.)
OR...
When you think you are going to shit a boulder and it's only a pebble (You sit on the bowl and squeeze til it hurts only to finally see your sad disappointed reflection in the toilet water.)
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CHEW, CHEW!
Are You a F in Genius?
Or are You THE Genius.
