And in response to my Guestbook request for Famous Pictures of Pooh...
Famous pic of Pooh cleaning his butt
?Does a bear shit in the woods?
Chew Balance
BAD: When I brought it to work, I realized I only had plastic silverware and paper plates.
UGLY: And yes, it sucked very much.
BAD: I had to sleepover and catch a 6:30am ride to work as my ride back from the island. I usually start work at 10:00am but I figured I would put in the early hours and leave early
UGLY: I got to work at 8:00am and planned on leaving at 3:00pm but then the Boss comes in and tells us all we could leave at 2:00pm in honor of Labor Day. Just my luck....and I lost $13 in cards!
Mike Hoahing's CornerJackie and I are walking down the street. I tell her that there are more than just one "Planet of the Apes" movie.. She doesn't believe me so we get into an argument about it and I say "Why would I lie about this? Do you think I have nothing better to do than come up with lies that you can check the facts on?"
Chew Comments: A woman should never question a man's movie knowledge
I have a habit of always putting on the subtitles on my DVD's now because the sound quality of the movie never matches the output of the television, therefore I feel like I am missing out on some of the movie because my eyes are working hard to read the dialogue first and then see the action. Unfortunatley, this does not work in a movie theatre. After 3 margaritas, I decide to see "Hero" (starring Jet Li not the starring Dustin Hoffman, Geena Davis and Andy Garcia)and the last thing my brain wants to do is work, so guess what? I fall asleep after 45 minutes. In my book, this is sacrilage but my excuse is that I am Chinese...meaning I am partially jaded by all the flying sword fights, fancy costumes and Chinese culture because I have seen it all before. Either way, it all turned out as an acceptable loss because the movie only cost me $5.
When I was in Cancun, my friend TJ asked the cashier at the Bodega, "Do you speak any english?" He oddly replies, "Sometimes." Then I asked "...How about now?"
Here's a good one for you, at about 12 today i finished all i had to do and was caught up with everything that i was behind in. it is 5 o'clock now and all that i have done since has been the following: made a few copies, sent out a fax or two, pooped 4 times (using all of the 4 bathrooms we have), took a nap on my lunch break and that's about it. i don't know how but i have successfuly managed to waste 4 hours (not countin lunch) doing absolutely nothin! i'm tellin ya, i'm the king of lookin busy.
This is the epitome of Starving Actor
Closer...Nothing worse than going home and realizing that you have left something at the cash register that you already paid for. Damn you Walmart! Now I have to somehow get my $2 back from them.
Links of the Chink
Home Page
Work Sucks!
Triumph on Conan O'Brien
Something for me to POOP ON!
