"Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy"
"Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That's too
close to Mr. Shit.
"
-Steve Buscemi (Mr. Pink) from Reservoir Dogs
-Quentin Tarantino (Mr. Brown)
NOTE FOR AMERICANS: Quentin Tarantino DID NOT direct or write the movie "Hero" starring Jet Li
Somehow mice have gotten into my file cabinet and now there are rat droppings all over my files. Just one of the many benefits of working for a non-profit organization.
Office Humble Moment: When you go to click your pen and you realize it is the wrong end of the pen...ouch!
You may think that I love bowling because my two favorite movies use bowling as their back drop (Kingpin and The Big Lebowski). And as Chew's Law permits, it turns out that I own these movies but here's the catch...
My copy of Kingpin was accidentally left in the VCR when we had an automatic timer to tape Seinfeld and it taped over the ending. It still has a good 4/5ths of the movie but there is no point in watching it if there is no conclusion.
I finally got to tape The Big Lebowski and just my luck, the tape runs out. That problem was remedied when my friend, who worked as a manager at Blockbuster, gave me the dvd for free. Too bad Blockbuster Video suck ass. The dvd only works on one of the three dvd players I have.
MENTAL NOTE: Christmas is coming and the goose is getting fat
Our first day of Driver's Education, our instructor asked us all how many hours of experience we had. We all had modest answers except for our friend Chris who tried to outdo us (he said he had about 20). So our instructor asks him to drive first and after checking all the mirrors, he goes to put on the turning signal and WHOOPS! The windshield wiper fluid squirts all over the window and off go the wipers. The only bad part about the story is that our instructor was so strict that we were too afraid to laugh.
Joe from LA (AKA "Joe La") writes: by the way, the chronicles have been hilarious lately...although you have to explain some time why you call Brennan, Brendar....for months i though you were talking about a different person..
Kevin Response:
It is letters like that, that make my silly antics so enjoyable. In an effort to steal Mike Brennan's glory, I gave him an alias of Michael Brendar...and it worked. It also must be noted that I made up that name for no real reason and have no idea where it came from.
Fanny Mail=Fan E-Mail
I am paranoid and I think my hair is thinning even though there is no history of baldness in my family. I put less gel in my hair and don't wear hats as often nowadays because I think it contributes to the fear.
SIDENOTE: I watched Fear Factor and had bad dreams the same night.
Old Buffalo OR Old Buffalo Poop?
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