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I am SO SO SO sorry! I have mislead you all! A haiku is written in the form 5-7-5!!! I am so so so sorry. Abusive emails will be gladly accepted. Jane the flopped-zen-master.



First Haiku
kimi wa kakkoikochan
demo ai suru shinai
nandattebayo?

By Pete McCosker - Exchange Student, Nagoya
(You're a cool person
But still you get no lovin'
I mean, what the hell?)

Who's the best?
Its all good! , they say
we would say She'll be right mate!
Aussies rock the world!

By Jac Ma - My cousin, currently an Aupair in New Jersey, USA

SYLLA-BULL
My nonsense haiku
When a Zen hen can dance free
I have no earlobes

By Yvette Griggs - Who prefers to be known by her several hobbit, Dwarf, Orc and Jedi names

PARANOIA IN THE DARK
Moon-lit cloudless night
Wide eyes flicker through shadows
Like brief shooting stars.

By Ferdibrand Underhill from Whitwell - Also known as Yvette Griggs of many other Middle Earth names

MUM'S ZEN-LESS TV HAIKU
Spaghetti Western
Stick 'em up mon amigo
Bang ! Dead Mexican.

By My Mummy! - The eminent poet and animal doctor!

THE SNAKE, IT SLITHERS
Goes about his way
Patterned python in the grass
Hears dead grass rustle.

By My Mother The Animal Doctor - And Eminent Poet

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