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Born Ivan Von Wolfgang, he was shunned his fellow classmates for his uncanny intelligence. One fatefulThat was the day the world would shake in fear.His desires to enslave the world growing inside him, Dr. Morbido enslaved the minds of the entire football team using a blow-up sex doll and a keg of beer, then implanted small control chips into the base of their spines. Relocating his army to a small island in the Pacific ocean, he built his laboratory,and devoted all his time and resources to the domination of the world. In 1987, he engineered a plan crush the United States using eight-foot spiders with machine guns heads and webs made of nylon. However, Super Chin, a goody-two-shoes in spandex foiled his evil plan and obliterated his army. He fled back to his secret lab, where he concocted new plans using supersonic waves to shatter the techtonic plates.Once again, his plans failed.He tried using flying gerbils with lasers, giant robots, evil cacti, mutilated banzai trees, alliances with extraterrestrials, rocket launcher's strapped to greyhounds, ear-shattering singing fat women, he even tried to dominate the world by giving young schoolgirls superhuman strength, but it backfired when he ran out of cherry lolipops. His hopes shattered and his funds almost depleted, he decided it was time to quit the world domination plans and enter a more lucrative business practice.In 1994, he took what little funds were left and started TransPro Corporation, a packaging and distribution company specializing in hazardous transportation. Profits soared, and in three years he amassed enough money to retire. However, he unconscious mind still desired to revert to his old ways. While on a fishing trip off the coast of Maine, memories of his old laboratory swirled through his head, and his desire to return rose like wildfire. Two months later he returned, and spent close to two years revamping the island. Once again, Dr. Morbido began his work on new and improved methods of world domination. At first, his main focus was reanimation techniques, his plan to use entire grave sites as a means to amassing an unstoppable army of zombies. Tests on cadavers proved they could be brought back to life, however the only thing they did do when returned to life was attempt to eat human brains. Seeing this as a flaw, Dr. Morbido began work on computer systems that would be implanted into the undead, allowing for streamlined control. In June of 2000, the first Snow Zombie was activated.It was his ultimate machine, a hybrid of rotting flesh and wires. The only problem was his inability to attain proper cadavers. Realizing this, he decided to use his business skills attained at TransPro to market the electronics and weapons for use with the Snow Zombies. Morbido Corporation was born, and the doctor realized his true calling-To sell and distribute cost effective weapons, electronics, and reanimation systems to evil doer's around the world.
